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nosnowking
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 19, 2011 11:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

HCMS wrote:
I'm surprised they didn't just confiscate the doughnuts and send him on his way Laughing


Stealing police doughnuts is a serious offence young man
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 19, 2011 11:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

even better!

click

time to stock up before they tax it!

Clubbing:
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 19, 2011 11:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wivvy wrote:
even better!

click

time to stock up before they tax it!

Clubbing:


Awesome, I see only one problem with this miracle cure/cheap party...

Quote:
The problem was that it needed doses so high they would have been fatal if given to people...


Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 19, 2011 11:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ah well.....c'est la vie Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 19, 2011 2:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

HCMS wrote:
At the Post Office today, a man abandoned his 11 plate 7 Series outside, walked in and stood in the queue. The Post Man came in to collect the letters from inside the Post Office and asked who's the nice car was on the pavement.
This chap pipes up "That's my car, £80 grands worth, that. Like it do you? Maybe if you keep on posting those letters you'll be able to afford it one day too."
The Postie says "Nah mate, the only reason I asked is because it was in my way and I reversed into it."

rolling on the floor laughing NICE ONE MR. POST MAN! Very Happy 2 Thumbs up


rolling on the floor laughing superb...
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 3:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Daughter got herself a place at Greenwich Universery at Medway and it is her 18th birthday.
Happy Birthday Mexican wave

Looking forwards to her being able to legally buy me a pint now!

Went to the open day, it looks very nice and we are now having a barbie for her and her friends and the sun is out!! YaY!

Plus I have 2 weeks off work!
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 10:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Going for a check run with a senior observer and being told I'm ready for my advanced test Cool

Just got to actually pass it now Shocked
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 7:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

wmmst... The phone call confirming that someone I gave the Giving you the finger to at the bridge near Fordcombe was who I thought it was Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 9:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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wmmst... The phone call confirming that someone I gave the Giving you the finger to at the bridge near Fordcombe was who I thought it was Laughing


Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Getting an invite up to 21st Storming the castle Rally from a couple of old mates. They hadn't even finished asking me before I was unpacking me tent to check it and organising me camping gear. Cool
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

realising I'd completely bolloxed my front suspension by cocking about with the settings and putting it back the way it was, bliss, like riding a new bike Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote of the day: do we have a Gym here? "Yes B5" oh, never mind, it's a bit of a long walk...........
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 1:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jezza 675 wrote:
realising I'd completely bolloxed my front suspension by cocking about with the settings and putting it back the way it was, bliss, like riding a new bike Very Happy


Tis a dark art best left to them that know how to Smile take it to Mr Jordan - best £60 you'll ever spend on the bike.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 4:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bonus time............ that will pay for the new bike and a bit to spare Big Biggrin
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 4:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Roughie wrote:
Bonus time............ that will pay for the new bike and a bit to spare Big Biggrin


enough spare for a pair of tyres for my cb1300? Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 4:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

biggus wrote:
Roughie wrote:
Bonus time............ that will pay for the new bike and a bit to spare Big Biggrin


enough spare for a pair of tyres for my cb1300? Laughing


M&P pair of the Contis I got £119 at the mo, thats £30 cheaper than I got em..................I really should be on comission Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 7:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

passed 1000 miles and can now open up the Striple all the way to Wales via Biggus' favourite route
Very Happy Poke Kneedown Cooool
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 12:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

finally making time to get this done ...and all in under 16 hrs including obtaining materials

from this


to this


and finally to this


there was a moment when i thought the workmens barrier would make an ideal cheap fence but common sense prevailed and the thought of some twat builder seeing them as an ezxcuse to dig another hole put me off the idea Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

MrE wrote:


there was a moment when i thought the workmens barrier would make an ideal cheap fence but common sense prevailed and the thought of some twat builder seeing them as an ezxcuse to dig another hole put me off the idea Laughing


So where you moving to then?
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

depends on visa's
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 11:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorting out stuff for a long weekend away on the bike! 2 Thumbs up
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 12:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dunno what's funnier, the guy taking off or the laughter:

http://bit.ly/oR6eVo
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 10:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

231 miles
20 degrees
2 riders
1 fecking big smile

A great day out. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 9:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

wmmst... either my jeans have grown or I've shrunk Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 9:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

biggus wrote:
wmmst... either my jeans have grown or I've shrunk Laughing


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