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HCMS Slack Alice/Gay Martian


Joined: 01 Dec 2008 Posts: 3794 Location: Scratching head at Tusky's hairpin racing line
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 12:05 am Post subject: |
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The throttle not closing automatically upon sensing a speed camera van round the corner
I don't think I was going too fast though so hopefully they will be gentle with me. _________________ It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes. - Douglas Adams.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
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Mannakin Learner


Joined: 27 Apr 2011 Posts: 85 Location: Hove
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:01 am Post subject: |
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My daughter getting woken up by a text message from Brunel University saying she didn't get the results she needed to get her place.
She can't even find out what her results were until after 09:00am. _________________ Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window! |
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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:09 am Post subject: |
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HCMS wrote: | The throttle not closing automatically upon sensing a speed camera van round the corner
I don't think I was going too fast though so hopefully they will be gentle with me. |
Been a few more vans about of late, they must be getting short
Mannakin wrote: | My daughter getting woken up by a text message from Brunel University saying she didn't get the results she needed to get her place.
She can't even find out what her results were until after 09:00am. |
that sucks Sorry she didn't get her place @ Brunel, I went there, to the erstwhile Runnymede Campus. _________________
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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
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Tiny MotoGP Racer


Joined: 10 Dec 2004 Posts: 2519 Location: God's Right Hand
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 10:34 am Post subject: |
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HCMS wrote: | The throttle not closing automatically upon sensing a speed camera van round the corner
I don't think I was going too fast though so hopefully they will be gentle with me. |
Yeh, think i was going a 'little' over the limit on the Mickleham bends and saw a scamera van. Hopefully it was foward facing.... _________________ I'd rather have a full bottle infront of me, than a full frontal Lobotomy |
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Bacon bacon© Lil Mush


Joined: 04 Jul 2009 Posts: 1637 Location: "In a microclimate"
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:20 pm Post subject: |
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What the fuck happened to August and the Summer, why is it now november and autumn?
It's pissed me off because I have now had 2 random weeks of work, no money to do anything, barely leave reigate and the weather is shite. All because I am earning so bloody little, all I do is earn to exsist...it's bollox.
I am looking for a new job and by fuck I hope I get one soon.  _________________ Comfortably Numb
WooHoo, feck you job centre...I'm offski?
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Mannakin Learner


Joined: 27 Apr 2011 Posts: 85 Location: Hove
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Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2011 3:01 pm Post subject: |
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Last flight back from Edinburgh for two weeks - as I've time off - and it's delayed 3hrs!
Now the fire alarm is going off and I think we have to evacuate the building......oh joy! _________________ Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window! |
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bumble Drag Racer


Joined: 28 Apr 2011 Posts: 551 Location: tell you when i get there!
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Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2011 5:38 pm Post subject: |
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cutting through the sky cable with the strimmer!
only me  |
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Wivvy GrandCnut


Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Posts: 10928
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Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2011 5:39 pm Post subject: |
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you're just a little ray of sunshine arent you? |
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bumble Drag Racer


Joined: 28 Apr 2011 Posts: 551 Location: tell you when i get there!
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Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2011 5:43 pm Post subject: |
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Wivvy wrote: | you're just a little ray of sunshine arent you? |
well thats a bit better than what ive just been called
if the cable hadnt been painted the same colour as the fence then i would of seen it!
not my fault  |
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Carnage British Superbike Racer


Joined: 05 Oct 2010 Posts: 1432
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Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2011 11:38 pm Post subject: |
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bumble wrote: | Wivvy wrote: | you're just a little ray of sunshine arent you? |
well thats a bit better than what ive just been called
if the cable hadnt been painted the same colour as the fence then i would of seen it!
not my fault  |
if you hadnt painted the fence green you would have been able to tell were the grass ended and wouldnt have been strimming the fence in the first place  _________________ Rust is lighter than carbon fibre! |
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Tiny MotoGP Racer


Joined: 10 Dec 2004 Posts: 2519 Location: God's Right Hand
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Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 7:58 am Post subject: |
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Need a new rear tyre. I only got 3200 miles outta the last one ffs. _________________ I'd rather have a full bottle infront of me, than a full frontal Lobotomy |
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BarryH Cabbage club member #1


Joined: 25 Jun 2004 Posts: 7579
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Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 9:31 am Post subject: |
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I need a new set again. Getting a bit peeved spending loads on them. Think I'll go for a set of Maxxis Supersports. Is there a bad tyre on the market? |
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Wivvy GrandCnut


Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Posts: 10928
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Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 11:13 am Post subject: |
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BarryH wrote: | I need a new set again. Getting a bit peeved spending loads on them. Think I'll go for a set of Maxxis Supersports. Is there a bad tyre on the market? |
i run the Maxxis Supersports and they're black and round
But was talking to Littlenose t'other day and he told me Merityre are doing a pair of Michelin 2CT's for £200 fitted to loose wheels if that's your bag |
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moriwaki Fleetwood Mac


Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 4076 Location: Stuck in the middle.
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Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 1:21 pm Post subject: |
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HCMS wrote: | moriwaki wrote: | Rear brake on the Tuono now works !!!  |
For today anyway...
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FFS !! Headed out this morning and got four miles from home before the bike came to a juddering halt........back brake locked solid.....blue disc....smoke...the works. Unable to move it fully off the road i had to let the pressure out though the bleed nipple to free the brake.
I did stay calm through out though, so maybe i'm finally getting use to owning an Italian bike.  _________________ Just call me Waki. |
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Tango Sicknote - The Prophet Of Doom


Joined: 30 Dec 2005 Posts: 5854 Location: Looking for a + 10 @ Rising :-0
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Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 2:28 pm Post subject: |
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moriwaki wrote: | HCMS wrote: | moriwaki wrote: | Rear brake on the Tuono now works !!!  |
For today anyway...
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FFS !! Headed out this morning and got four miles from home before the bike came to a juddering halt........back brake locked solid.....blue disc....smoke...the works. Unable to move it fully off the road i had to let the pressure out though the bleed nipple to free the brake.
I did stay calm through out though, so maybe i'm finally getting use to owning an Italian bike.  |
Dont think I should buy an italian bike then ....  _________________
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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 2:41 pm Post subject: |
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need to clean bird remains off my bike and leathers. In fairness this makes it a considerably better day for me than for the poor little birdy! _________________
www.bigguspicus.co.uk
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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keith Despatch Rider


Joined: 05 Jul 2009 Posts: 239
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Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 2:59 pm Post subject: |
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cnut of a woman in a beige mini that tried her hardest to cut me off three times while i had my daughter riding pillion with me on Hammersmith broadway today..... i had words  _________________ www.klawrence-plastering.co.uk |
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Baloo Trials Rider


Joined: 25 Jul 2011 Posts: 298 Location: Nr Buckingham
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Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 3:55 pm Post subject: |
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moriwaki wrote: | HCMS wrote: | moriwaki wrote: | Rear brake on the Tuono now works !!!  |
For today anyway...
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FFS !! Headed out this morning and got four miles from home before the bike came to a juddering halt........back brake locked solid.....blue disc....smoke...the works. Unable to move it fully off the road i had to let the pressure out though the bleed nipple to free the brake.
I did stay calm through out though, so maybe i'm finally getting use to owning an Italian bike.  |
Sounds like an ideal touring bike. . Gluck with fixing it. _________________ "My own opinion is enough for me, and I claim the right to have it defended against any consensus, any majority, anywhere, anyplace, anytime. And anyone who disagrees with this can pick a number, get in line and kiss my ass"
Christopher Hitchens
You don't need a parachute to sky dive, only to sky dive twice. |
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PJ_DJ Son of Athos


Joined: 18 Feb 2009 Posts: 3179 Location: Da Cronx
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Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 5:00 pm Post subject: |
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bumble wrote: | cutting through the sky cable with the strimmer!
only me  |
How long is the run on the cable, I may have enough spare, failing that put a connector in screw it together and wrap in insulating tape.  _________________ Anything you say may be taken down and used as evidence in a court of law, or boxhill forum!!
The only reason I'm fat is because everytime I f&*ked your mum she gave me a biscuit!
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Benny130 Trials Rider


Joined: 12 Jul 2010 Posts: 268 Location: West Sussex
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:38 am Post subject: |
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New day.......same hangover  |
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PJ_DJ Son of Athos


Joined: 18 Feb 2009 Posts: 3179 Location: Da Cronx
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:50 am Post subject: |
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Tiny wrote: | Need a new rear tyre. I only got 3200 miles outta the last one ffs. |
M&P are doing the Conti Motions for £119 a pair at the moment, I love em  _________________ Anything you say may be taken down and used as evidence in a court of law, or boxhill forum!!
The only reason I'm fat is because everytime I f&*ked your mum she gave me a biscuit!
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PJ_DJ Son of Athos


Joined: 18 Feb 2009 Posts: 3179 Location: Da Cronx
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:28 am Post subject: |
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Being told I can't take the dates I want for a holiday off as we are too busy!!!!.
I've not been able to book dates for one reason or another all summer, then I get told you've got 17 1/2 days you need to use by end of October. So book some time off, oh no you can't have those dates!!!
Getting seriously fucked off with this place now  _________________ Anything you say may be taken down and used as evidence in a court of law, or boxhill forum!!
The only reason I'm fat is because everytime I f&*ked your mum she gave me a biscuit!
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Jezza 675 Moto Crosser


Joined: 12 Jan 2010 Posts: 402 Location: Croydon & Sutton
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:35 am Post subject: |
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keith wrote: | cnut of a woman in a beige mini that tried her hardest to cut me off three times while i had my daughter riding pillion with me on Hammersmith broadway today..... i had words  |
sounds similar to the woman I had words with on the Redhill one way system who gave me the bird just for overtaking her, she clammed up quick when I hit the brakes  _________________ Working on getting pic of me on my 675....it's fixed, so new shiny repaired bike pics coming soon... |
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wivvy's dad Cabbage club member #3

Joined: 13 Apr 2005 Posts: 14655
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:45 am Post subject: |
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WPMOT?
Garmin shite
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nosnowking World Superbike Racer

Joined: 23 Apr 2009 Posts: 1907
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 11:00 pm Post subject: |
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Am spending my last ever week at my Mums in La Clusaz as she is selling the house
Blazing sunshine, 34 degrees, and I don't have my bike here. To top it all off all I hear is the sound of engines being caned, and all I see is chavs in shorts and t shirts riding like tw@ts... Not a fecking clue!!
Next year I will get my act together and do some touring. |
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