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BarryH
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| Madam Busty wrote: | | Tusky wrote: | Finishing a big project in time for clients daughters wedding (just)....
It has been silly hours (100hrs in the last week alone) and an ever increasing workload due to sacking of incompetent contractors and the contract growing by 300% in the last 3 weeks alone  Salty also worked her guts out to get it completed in time...... might even post some pics of this one as it's a bit special 
Now I can get my life back on track, do some rides, socialise with forum friends and enjoy my own daughter's wedding next weekend  |
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Get your knickers off and I'll bet a pound to a penny that you'll get a fair bit of attention from the other half......... |
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Carnage
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around 260 miles of pleasure today , well not all of it there was a few bits of motorwayt but hey ho.
started out at around 7 this morning and headed for box and bizzarly found Loco in the car park...had a coffee and a natter then waved bye bye and set of for the ace cafe ...well you coulda stoned me into the next ice age when who should i bump into ......LOCO ...another coffee and some more nattering and waved bye bye and headed off to brightin for the brighton burn up using a mixture of roads to get there .....STREWTH AND HELLS TEETH ......i only pull up alongside loco as i park my bike and then the guy next to us asks the time ......its only roughies brother ffs .....starting to feel im being stalked. anyway headed home up the M23 with loco and split off at the peace pottage turn off .....wound me waay through to the A22 then of through dormansland and edenbridge and then had a quite half hour atop Ide Hill before completing MY section of the kent TT home .......absolutely triffik
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SkinnyHulk
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Strangely similar to mr e, went to brighton weather was good, took the ashdown forest and lewes way there. I was leading on the way back so we took a tonne of nice smooth lanes back then finished up with a good hoon on the four elms TT finally my chicken strips are back to being at a suitable level.
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Tusky
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| Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 7:29 pm Post subject: |
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| BarryH wrote: | | Madam Busty wrote: | | Tusky wrote: | Finishing a big project in time for clients daughters wedding (just)....
It has been silly hours (100hrs in the last week alone) and an ever increasing workload due to sacking of incompetent contractors and the contract growing by 300% in the last 3 weeks alone Salty also worked her guts out to get it completed in time...... might even post some pics of this one as it's a bit special
Now I can get my life back on track, do some rides, socialise with forum friends and enjoy my own daughter's wedding next weekend |
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Get your knickers off and I'll bet a pound to a penny that you'll get a fair bit of attention from the other half......... |
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Tusky
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| Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 7:36 pm Post subject: |
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| Tusky wrote: | | BarryH wrote: | | Madam Busty wrote: | | Tusky wrote: | Finishing a big project in time for clients daughters wedding (just)....
It has been silly hours (100hrs in the last week alone) and an ever increasing workload due to sacking of incompetent contractors and the contract growing by 300% in the last 3 weeks alone Salty also worked her guts out to get it completed in time...... might even post some pics of this one as it's a bit special
Now I can get my life back on track, do some rides, socialise with forum friends and enjoy my own daughter's wedding next weekend |
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Get your knickers off and I'll bet a pound to a penny that you'll get a fair bit of attention from the other half......... |
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| SkinnyHulk wrote: | | a good hoon on the four elms TT finally my chicken strips are back to being at a suitable level. |
Yup and Poppy went mad when she heard the bikes go by as usual  I am sure she knows the pitch of each forum members bike 
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Baloo
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| Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 11:41 pm Post subject: |
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The table reservation today having Bob's name included as a diner (Bob is the name of my dog!) by the pub. The landlords know him well. 
Also being met mid walk by a total stranger who said, upon spying said dog "Aah, I guess this must be Bob".
I have a local celebrity living with me! 
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Loco
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| MrE wrote: | around 260 miles of pleasure today , well not all of it there was a few bits of motorwayt but hey ho.
started out at around 7 this morning and headed for box and bizzarly found Loco in the car park...had a coffee and a natter then waved bye bye and set of for the ace cafe ...well you coulda stoned me into the next ice age when who should i bump into ......LOCO ...another coffee and some more nattering and waved bye bye and headed off to brightin for the brighton burn up using a mixture of roads to get there .....STREWTH AND HELLS TEETH ......i only pull up alongside loco as i park my bike and then the guy next to us asks the time ......its only roughies brother ffs .....starting to feel im being stalked. anyway headed home up the M23 with loco and split off at the peace pottage turn off .....wound me waay through to the A22 then of through dormansland and edenbridge and then had a quite half hour atop Ide Hill before completing MY section of the kent TT home .......absolutely triffik |
Pfft liar!! you were stalking me!
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Flintstone
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| Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 1:37 pm Post subject: |
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| Baloo wrote: | The table reservation today having Bob's name included as a diner (Bob is the name of my dog!) by the pub. The landlords know him well.
Also being met mid walk by a total stranger who said, upon spying said dog "Aah, I guess this must be Bob".
I have a local celebrity living with me! |
You wait til he runs off and turns up at the pub, that would be more embarassing ! My dog used to go to the local newsagents . lol
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Baloo
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| Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 1:40 pm Post subject: |
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| Flintstone wrote: | | Baloo wrote: | The table reservation today having Bob's name included as a diner (Bob is the name of my dog!) by the pub. The landlords know him well.
Also being met mid walk by a total stranger who said, upon spying said dog "Aah, I guess this must be Bob".
I have a local celebrity living with me! |
You wait til he runs off and turns up at the pub, that would be more embarassing ! My dog used to go to the local newsagents . lol |
He already knows the route and needs no direction there!
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biggus
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| Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 1:43 pm Post subject: |
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| Flintstone wrote: | | Baloo wrote: | The table reservation today having Bob's name included as a diner (Bob is the name of my dog!) by the pub. The landlords know him well.
Also being met mid walk by a total stranger who said, upon spying said dog "Aah, I guess this must be Bob".
I have a local celebrity living with me! |
You wait til he runs off and turns up at the pub, that would be more embarassing ! My dog used to go to the local newsagents . lol |
My dog "grassed me up" about what we used to do on a Sunday afternoon... I'd leave the flat I had in Caterham on the premise of going for a nice long walk over Coulsdon Common/ Happy Valley, but in reality, went for a  or 6 at the Fox
ex-wife took the dog for a walk and not only did the bloody dog make a beeline for the pub garden, those sat in the garden and asked where I was.. Rumbled...
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SkinnyHulk
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| Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 2:59 pm Post subject: |
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? Before Marriage ?
Boy: At last i can Hardly wait!
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: No don"t even think about it!
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course, always!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: No, why are you asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance i get
Girl: Will you slap me?
Boy: Hell no, are you crazy?!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes!
Girl: Darling!!
? After marriage Read It backwards!! ?
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Lil Mush
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| Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 8:22 pm Post subject: |
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| SkinnyHulk wrote: | ? Before Marriage ?
Boy: At last i can Hardly wait!
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: No don"t even think about it!
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course, always!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: No, why are you asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance i get
Girl: Will you slap me?
Boy: Hell no, are you crazy?!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes!
Girl: Darling!!
? After marriage Read It backwards!! ? |
excellent!
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Baloo
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Doing a good deed for the day by stopping and helping one man trying to herd an escaped flock of sheep off the road and into a field. It may not have been the right field but Bob did not care, he just wanted to chase them. Thank God for a good lead!
This never happened in Clapham.
What amazed me was the number of other cars who just wanted to carry on driving thereby pushing the sheep closer and closer to the A421.
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JimBo
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Take that straw stalk out of your mouth you country bumpkin you!
And oooo, that smock, no fashion sense
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Baloo
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| Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 2:21 pm Post subject: |
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| JimBo wrote: | Take that straw stalk out of your mouth you country bumpkin you!
And oooo, that smock, no fashion sense |
Oi! Get orf moi land!
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Flintstone
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| Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 5:23 pm Post subject: |
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| Baloo wrote: | Doing a good deed for the day by stopping and helping one man trying to herd an escaped flock of sheep off the road and into a field. It may not have been the right field but Bob did not care, he just wanted to chase them. Thank God for a good lead!
This never happened in Clapham.
What amazed me was the number of other cars who just wanted to carry on driving thereby pushing the sheep closer and closer to the A421. |
Probably won't be your last encounter with Sheep eh ?
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Baloo
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| Flintstone wrote: | | Baloo wrote: | Doing a good deed for the day by stopping and helping one man trying to herd an escaped flock of sheep off the road and into a field. It may not have been the right field but Bob did not care, he just wanted to chase them. Thank God for a good lead!
This never happened in Clapham.
What amazed me was the number of other cars who just wanted to carry on driving thereby pushing the sheep closer and closer to the A421. |
Probably won't be your last encounter with Sheep eh ? |
Indeed not. Just need to clean out the Velcro!
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JimBo
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| Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 5:54 pm Post subject: |
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Just leaving work after an 11 hour day, but tomorrow I'm off   
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Flintstone
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The usual vodka shandy made me smile tonight !
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| Baloo wrote: | | Flintstone wrote: | | Baloo wrote: | Doing a good deed for the day by stopping and helping one man trying to herd an escaped flock of sheep off the road and into a field. It may not have been the right field but Bob did not care, he just wanted to chase them. Thank God for a good lead!
This never happened in Clapham.
What amazed me was the number of other cars who just wanted to carry on driving thereby pushing the sheep closer and closer to the A421. |
Probably won't be your last encounter with Sheep eh ? |
Indeed not. Just need to clean out the Velcro! |
You've got velcro flies on your trousers?!! Damn, why didn't I think of that!
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JimBo
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| Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:46 am Post subject: |
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A day off and the weather
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bumble
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| Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:58 am Post subject: |
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| JimBo wrote: | | A day off and the weather |
you timed that right lucky man, |
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PJ_DJ
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| Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 9:01 am Post subject: |
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| southernspeed wrote: | | Baloo wrote: | | Flintstone wrote: | | Baloo wrote: | Doing a good deed for the day by stopping and helping one man trying to herd an escaped flock of sheep off the road and into a field. It may not have been the right field but Bob did not care, he just wanted to chase them. Thank God for a good lead!
This never happened in Clapham.
What amazed me was the number of other cars who just wanted to carry on driving thereby pushing the sheep closer and closer to the A421. |
Probably won't be your last encounter with Sheep eh ? |
Indeed not. Just need to clean out the Velcro! |
You've got velcro flies on your trousers?!! Damn, why didn't I think of that! |
Velcro!! Its not that good an idea, if the sound of the velcro parting doesn't scare them, you tend to get stuck to the wool which can be a bit embarrasing if a rambler comes along and you try to pull out quickly.
Buttons are still the safest bet, quiet and won't stick
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Mannakin
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| Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 9:49 am Post subject: |
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| PJ_DJ wrote: | Velcro!! Its not that good an idea, if the sound of the velcro parting doesn't scare them, you tend to get stuck to the wool which can be a bit embarrasing if a rambler comes along and you try to pull out quickly.
Buttons are still the safest bet, quiet and won't stick |
So speaks the voice of experience!
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biggus
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| Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 9:51 am Post subject: |
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| Mannakin wrote: | | PJ_DJ wrote: | Velcro!! Its not that good an idea, if the sound of the velcro parting doesn't scare them, you tend to get stuck to the wool which can be a bit embarrasing if a rambler comes along and you try to pull out quickly.
Buttons are still the safest bet, quiet and won't stick |
So speaks the voice of experience! |
He is a taff afterall...
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