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Carnage
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now then....what was that weather foecast?.....oh yeah .....cloudy with scattered rain ......how fucked up was that....not a drop of rain and the clouds .......aint even worth talking about ...commited to other things now and as of monday am on call so no riding for me until around about the 1st oct 
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Tango
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| wivvy's dad wrote: | | Tango wrote: | Went for a bunny run today, came up on the aftermath of a horrific RTA. Two cars head on people still crawling out of the wreckage, another biker had already stopped to help so made my way past.
Looked like a family people carrier, with kids laid out on the verge and an old guy staggering around with blood pouring out of a head wound. Hope it wasn't as bad as it looked.
Cant workout how they had a head on, wide open road with large cross hatched turning box. Its the turn onto the road to the prison at send. |
Perhaps they were escapees.............  |
Do they lock up OAPs in young offenders prisons ...... 
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Tango
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| Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 3:34 pm Post subject: |
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| MrE wrote: | | now then....what was that weather foecast?.....oh yeah .....cloudy with scattered rain ......how fucked up was that....not a drop of rain and the clouds .......aint even worth talking about ...commited to other things now and as of monday am on call so no riding for me until around about the 1st oct |
Same here as the f/c was rain, got up early just to get a run in before the packet of so called heavy showers and not a cloud in the sky .... 
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Carnage
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| Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 3:36 pm Post subject: |
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| Tango wrote: | | wivvy's dad wrote: | | Tango wrote: | Went for a bunny run today, came up on the aftermath of a horrific RTA. Two cars head on people still crawling out of the wreckage, another biker had already stopped to help so made my way past.
Looked like a family people carrier, with kids laid out on the verge and an old guy staggering around with blood pouring out of a head wound. Hope it wasn't as bad as it looked.
Cant workout how they had a head on, wide open road with large cross hatched turning box. Its the turn onto the road to the prison at send. |
Perhaps they were escapees............. |
Do they lock up OAPs in young offenders prisons ...... |
no but whats to say they shouldnt 
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Tusky
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| Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 4:53 pm Post subject: |
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| Tango wrote: | | MrE wrote: | | now then....what was that weather foecast?.....oh yeah .....cloudy with scattered rain ......how fucked up was that....not a drop of rain and the clouds .......aint even worth talking about ...commited to other things now and as of monday am on call so no riding for me until around about the 1st oct |
Same here as the f/c was rain, got up early just to get a run in before the packet of so called heavy showers and not a cloud in the sky .... |
It was +3c at Ticehurst at 7:00am this morning 
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| Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 7:51 pm Post subject: |
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| Tusky wrote: | | Tango wrote: | | MrE wrote: | | now then....what was that weather foecast?.....oh yeah .....cloudy with scattered rain ......how fucked up was that....not a drop of rain and the clouds .......aint even worth talking about ...commited to other things now and as of monday am on call so no riding for me until around about the 1st oct |
Same here as the f/c was rain, got up early just to get a run in before the packet of so called heavy showers and not a cloud in the sky .... |
It was +3c at Ticehurst at 7:00am this morning |
So my new winter gloves are not as crap as i thought they were ....
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SkinnyHulk
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biggus
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biggus
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WPMOT... The fucktards that are BT... I got an email care of a catch-all on a domain I own... i.e. somerandomname@mydomainname.com comes to me
So in my inbox appear a couple of emails from BT; I see the subject line says "Your BT Order Activation" & the other says "Thanks for paying your line rental with Line Rental Saver"... So I opened them and saw they were addressed to someone else & that indeed they must've given an incorrect email address to BT... So I called up BT to explain and suggest that maybe they get in contact with the customer to advise them, etc, and the conversation went something like this...
me: hello i have recieved this email, it isn't for me, I'd like the email address removed from your database and I would also suggest you contact Mr Smith to let him know he's given you a bum address... (& I explain the exact address & how it came to come to me....)
Asian call centre operator: please vot is you're account number please
me: the gentlemans account number is XYZ...
Asian call centre operator: I need your account number
me: why?
Asian call centre operator: I just do
me: riiiight... I have not got a BT account
(well I have but by this time I am seething)
Asian call centre operator: I need your account number
me: account number is XYZ... in the name of Mr Smith...
Asian call centre operator: : are you Mr Smith?
me: No, I'm not Mr Smith
Asian call centre operator: In that case I cannot discuss this account with you. What is your account number
me: can you put me through to your supervisor?
Asian call centre operator: why?
me: because you do not understand what I am saying
Asian call centre operator: can you give me your account number?
me: GOODBYE... <SLAM> 
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biggus
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| Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 4:28 pm Post subject: |
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| biggus wrote: | | WPMOT... The fucktards that are BT... I got an email care of a catch-all on a domain I own... i.e. somerandomname@mydomainname.com comes to me |
Update on this.... I call up the phone number on the confirmation, expecting it to be someone who works at Box Hill School - who seem to all be Tim-Nice-But-Dim types (and who are also really rude as it happens).
Anyway, as it turns out, it's an old chap who lives at Box Hill, and he just made up the email address out of thin air because BT put him on the spot and told him he had to have one. The one he happened to invent used a domain name I own, so I've set him up a the boxhill.co.uk email address so he doesn't have to try and change everything with BT. That was a far easier course of action than trying to explain how domain names work and why he can't just help himself to a random email address at anydomain.com
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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
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nosnowking
World Superbike Racer
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Dear Norway,
We have a small campsite issue here which you could help us with. Could we please borrow Anders Behring Breivik for half an hour?
Yours sincerely,
Basildon Council. |
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bumble
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| Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 6:11 pm Post subject: |
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| aarrggghhhh why cant they stop sodding about with facebook! |
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JimBo
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| Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 7:33 am Post subject: |
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| bumble wrote: | | aarrggghhhh why cant they stop sodding about with facebook! |
I don't have any problems with FaceBook, Twitter or any of those other social media sites .
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Jay1
Mini Moto racer
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| Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 9:07 am Post subject: |
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Fuckin bike insurance. When I bought the Ninja 2 years ago I had only been riding 2 years and it cost me £320 to insure it. Now, with 4 years no claims bonus it's somehow £397.
Tossers!!! |
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biggus
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 Troy Davis, 20 years on Death Row was surely sentance enough, certainly by UK standards (assuming he was actually guilty?)
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SkinnyHulk
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Some silly ol bint having a right go at me for having the dog on the bike,
she soon shutup when I said that he is more secure tied down in a purpose built carrier on the bike than what she was doing which was allowing her dog free rein of the front seat, no harness or anything, also she then tried to say that it was illegal and cruel, to which I replied no it bloody well isn't, the highway code states that they must be secure when in transit, and because our law is based on precedent, there has been no person taken to court for having a dog on a motorcycle in this country. She than followed up with the I'm reporting you to the rspca speech to which I replied go ahead.
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biggus
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| SkinnyHulk wrote: | Some silly ol bint having a right go at me for having the dog on the bike,
she soon shutup when I said that he is more secure tied down in a purpose built carrier on the bike than what she was doing which was allowing her dog free rein of the front seat, no harness or anything, also she then tried to say that it was illegal and cruel, to which I replied no it bloody well isn't, the highway code states that they must be secure when in transit, and because our law is based on precedent, there has been no person taken to court for having a dog on a motorcycle in this country. She than followed up with the I'm reporting you to the rspca speech to which I replied go ahead. |
I've seen dogs aplenty on bikes...
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biggus
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| biggus wrote: | | SkinnyHulk wrote: | Some silly ol bint having a right go at me for having the dog on the bike,
she soon shutup when I said that he is more secure tied down in a purpose built carrier on the bike than what she was doing which was allowing her dog free rein of the front seat, no harness or anything, also she then tried to say that it was illegal and cruel, to which I replied no it bloody well isn't, the highway code states that they must be secure when in transit, and because our law is based on precedent, there has been no person taken to court for having a dog on a motorcycle in this country. She than followed up with the I'm reporting you to the rspca speech to which I replied go ahead. |
I've seen dogs aplenty on bikes... |
Does Wallace & Gromit constitute case law?
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SkinnyHulk
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| biggus wrote: | | biggus wrote: | | SkinnyHulk wrote: | Some silly ol bint having a right go at me for having the dog on the bike,
she soon shutup when I said that he is more secure tied down in a purpose built carrier on the bike than what she was doing which was allowing her dog free rein of the front seat, no harness or anything, also she then tried to say that it was illegal and cruel, to which I replied no it bloody well isn't, the highway code states that they must be secure when in transit, and because our law is based on precedent, there has been no person taken to court for having a dog on a motorcycle in this country. She than followed up with the I'm reporting you to the rspca speech to which I replied go ahead. |
I've seen dogs aplenty on bikes... |
Does Wallace & Gromit constitute case law? |
I am actually gonna use that argument next time purely because you can't argue with these idiots by the way, with regards to you having seen plenty of dogs on bikes were you talking about the two legged or four legged variety, lol
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bumble
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| Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2011 3:52 pm Post subject: |
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not one person ive asked wants to go out on the bike today!
(and ive asked loads)
all to busy having exciting lives i expect  |
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PJ_DJ
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| Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2011 4:34 pm Post subject: |
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| bumble wrote: | not one person ive asked wants to go out on the bike today!
(and ive asked loads)
all to busy having exciting lives i expect |
Well ya didn't fucking ask me did ya
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bumble
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| Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2011 4:42 pm Post subject: |
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| PJ_DJ wrote: | | bumble wrote: | not one person ive asked wants to go out on the bike today!
(and ive asked loads)
all to busy having exciting lives i expect |
Well ya didn't fucking ask me did ya |
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PJ_DJ
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| Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2011 4:47 pm Post subject: |
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| bumble wrote: | | PJ_DJ wrote: | | bumble wrote: | not one person ive asked wants to go out on the bike today!
(and ive asked loads)
all to busy having exciting lives i expect |
Well ya didn't fucking ask me did ya |
sowwwy |
Its alright I was having me shaft pounded round at Duncans. You not doing the run tomorrow?
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bumble
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| Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2011 4:58 pm Post subject: |
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| PJ_DJ wrote: | | bumble wrote: | | PJ_DJ wrote: | | bumble wrote: | not one person ive asked wants to go out on the bike today!
(and ive asked loads)
all to busy having exciting lives i expect |
Well ya didn't fucking ask me did ya |
sowwwy |
Its alright I was having me shaft pounded round at Duncans. You not doing the run tomorrow? |
ooh lucky you!
no not going tommorow got kids from 12, sundays never good for me, just daytimes eves and sats, |
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moriwaki
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| Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 9:53 pm Post subject: |
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After a week from hell, i really needed to get out on the bike.....only for the Tuono to stop once again 
How i miss the old ZRX right now
© Tusky.
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