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PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 11:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

WPMOT: My textiles smell like a fecking dog blanket
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 12:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Errrr... wash them? Razz
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 2:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

biggus wrote:
WPMOT: My textiles smell like a fecking dog blanket
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughingrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

had to read that twice ....i read it first time as testicles
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 9:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

WPMOT: Wearing textiles to Wales, still it would have rained if I'd worn leather, guaranteed!
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 12:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A close friend of the family died this morning (thursday), he got crushed by a tractor and didn't get found for about 5 hrs. This happened last week, crushed his hip, pelvis, right leg was shattered and left leg had to have a cage. He was "doing well" then ended up with internal bleeding and sadly lost his life. The nicest bloke I have ever met, I wish his family well in these sad times. Sad
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 7:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's sad Skinnyhulk Sad
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 6:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SkinnyHulk wrote:
A close friend of the family died this morning (thursday), he got crushed by a tractor and didn't get found for about 5 hrs. This happened last week, crushed his hip, pelvis, right leg was shattered and left leg had to have a cage. He was "doing well" then ended up with internal bleeding and sadly lost his life. The nicest bloke I have ever met, I wish his family well in these sad times. Sad


Sorry to hear that mate, I know the pain to lose someone dear, I lost my dad not long ago, but he lives in my mind and my heart... Sad and difficult times indeed for the ones that stay behind. Sad

RIP to your friend!
Hang in there mate,
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2012 10:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Was going to rant on about the cycling result, but, after reading SkinnyHulks news, it's totally insignificant.

Really sorry for your loss fella. Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 29, 2012 6:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just bought my new SV650s, got it home in the back of the van to find the weathers back to it's normal self. Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 29, 2012 9:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well not today but on Friday that effected the weekend.

Like numpty I dropped my CBF outside dobles at lunchtime. A little embarrassing but no damage and I've never met any rider who hasn't dropped their bike at some stage.

It wasn't the dropping that pmo but I did something to my left arm when I was trying to hold it up. Ached a bit on Friday but was agony yesterday and today so I couldn't ride in the sunshine.

When I went into dobles the bastards said they had ran out of stabilisers lol
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 11:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ninjabob wrote:
firestorm wrote:
Finding out a mate is in hospital after getting knocked off his bike late Wed evening.
He believes a Black Ford Galaxy belonging to Addison lee Taxis ran in to the rear o/s of his bike sending him and the bike flying and then drove off without stopping. Bike is a write off and he is lucky to escape with a few broken bones and gravel rash..
Still not sure if there were any witnesses to the accident but enquirers are being made.

Lets be careful out there.. and watch out for them Green Badge Holders as none of them can drive... Twisted Evil


Addison Lee Black Galaxy are all company owned - there are 3500 of them!

If you knew the time of the accident it may be possible for Addison Lee to find out if it was one of their vehicles as they would keep the GPS tracking data for at least three months.

Whether they would co-operate is another matter!!


No they don't. Called to complain about one of their what a w***er drivers this morning who was in the wrong lane on the M25 Jct 9 roundabout going from Chessington onto the M25 anticlockwise (if you know the junction you'll know that the left lane is filtered towards Dorking. The driver cut across the solid white bounded hatched area and nearly took my car out, then once on the M25 he undertook, tailgated and generally drove very aggressively which gained him all of 3 car spaces on the motorway which was moving at a steady 70mph anyway...

Anyway the call went to a voice mail and I will be VERY suprised if they return the call..
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 3:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

boudicas wrote:
Well not today but on Friday that effected the weekend.

Like numpty I dropped my CBF outside dobles at lunchtime. A little embarrassing but no damage and I've never met any rider who hasn't dropped their bike at some stage.

It wasn't the dropping that pmo but I did something to my left arm when I was trying to hold it up. Ached a bit on Friday but was agony yesterday and today so I couldn't ride in the sunshine.

When I went into dobles the bastards said they had ran out of stabilisers lol


I feel your pain! My shoulders are sore today Wink

Oh, and...











...You cock! Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2012 8:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

WPMOT: this email being ignored by some ignorant twats who have registered again inspite of my message to them to refrain from doing so.

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Dear Spammer,

Your latest account "noenoe" on boxhill.co.uk has been deleted as it violates the terms and conditions of registration, I will remind you of the wording since you're clearly more than a little simple...

"Registration purely for commercial advertising or promotion of other websites is strictly prohibited unless specifically agreed by the forum Administrator"

I am getting fed up with deleting such accounts since you have not asked me if you can advertise your shitty kitchens on the site, so in short. "Fuck off" & take your cyber Jihad elsewhere.

Good day.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 12:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

WPMOT. Yet another spamming what a w***er from Indonesia regsitering on thi this site on behalf of the-kitchenfactory.co.uk, who assured me this would not happen again ffs. Against a brick wall
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 11:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

In a Travelodge on the outskirts of Dublin. WASH!! 'sposed to be here for a week or so. Got here yesterday, liking it so much changed the flights to go home in the morning. Ireland, a little grey country for little grey people. No wonder every born Irish person has been getting away from the place for the last couple of hundred years...........
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 11:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

BarryH wrote:
In a Travelodge on the outskirts of Dublin. WASH!! 'sposed to be here for a week or so. Got here yesterday, liking it so much changed the flights to go home in the morning. Ireland, a little grey country for little grey people. No wonder every born Irish person has been getting away from the place for the last couple of hundred years...........


Just what I been saying for years.... Nice place to visit - Shit place to live Smile
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 3:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Today and every day - certain neighbours, I need to move out of this real life Jeremy Kyle show, it is no wonder this country is in the fcuked up state it is in.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 1:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Back to job hunting again! Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 10:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Back to job hunting again! Evil or Very Mad


Good luck, what do you do?
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 2:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Back to job hunting again! Evil or Very Mad


Good luck, what do you do?


im a carer, loads of what i was doing but nothing of what i want to do,
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V wrote:
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Back to job hunting again! Evil or Very Mad


Good luck, what do you do?


im a carer, loads of what i was doing but nothing of what i want to do,


There must be enough candidates on here to rustle up business, care in the "Boxhill Community"
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 3:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

bumble wrote:
V wrote:
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Back to job hunting again! Evil or Very Mad


Good luck, what do you do?


im a carer, loads of what i was doing but nothing of what i want to do,


Which is?
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 5:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

biggus wrote:
bumble wrote:
V wrote:
bumble wrote:
Back to job hunting again! Evil or Very Mad


Good luck, what do you do?


im a carer, loads of what i was doing but nothing of what i want to do,


Which is?


in house caring, like care homes, alot harder to find than i thought!
i was mobile before, spent more money on fuel than i got paid,

would love to go back driving as i still have psv licence but no digital taco and cba to go through all the new tests,
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 11:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just finished editing footage and publishing to youtube day 1 of my recent trip "Oooop North".

I sedate ride on a Honda Fury with Sugarplum riding pillion with some spectacular scenery.

It ain't knees down stuff but it brings back recent and great memories

http://youtu.be/2J9DHnFB-Ss
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