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CaptMoto Banned!


Joined: 07 Jan 2005 Posts: 3356 Location: ANWHERE I CAN BE A TWAT
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 11:56 pm Post subject: |
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Some tw@t threw a fag out of his car window and it ended on my crouch, luckily i grabbed it kept it in one hand, run up to his car, his window still open and i flick the fag in the back of his merc's upholstery.
Priceless for everything else there's MasterCard  _________________ BANNED FOR BEING A TWAT!
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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 11:57 pm Post subject: |
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top performance capt, i've always wanted to do that  _________________
www.bigguspicus.co.uk
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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CaptMoto Banned!


Joined: 07 Jan 2005 Posts: 3356 Location: ANWHERE I CAN BE A TWAT
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 11:58 pm Post subject: |
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hey biggus me ol china!!! turn msn on need to ask u about Sunday _________________ BANNED FOR BEING A TWAT! |
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Incubus +1 up for a spanking


Joined: 31 Jul 2004 Posts: 9973 Location: Brighton
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Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 9:49 am Post subject: |
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just got a call from Sammy
some wanker in a car has just taken her off at the pier roundabout
thank f*ck she's ok bit shaken etc and not too much damage to bike
gRRRRRRRRRR _________________ The Stevie Wonder of rideouts!
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1stGarry MotoGP Racer


Joined: 23 Jul 2004 Posts: 2533 Location: bottom of England (well Worthing actually)
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Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 9:59 am Post subject: |
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Bad news but glad sh'es OK.
Please pass on my regards.
Did she get the tosser's reg number? _________________ Adventure before dementia. |
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Incubus +1 up for a spanking


Joined: 31 Jul 2004 Posts: 9973 Location: Brighton
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Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 10:09 am Post subject: |
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yeah all the details he did stop & help etc _________________ The Stevie Wonder of rideouts!
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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 10:15 am Post subject: |
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Yikes, poor Sammy, glad she's ok tho _________________
www.bigguspicus.co.uk
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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Jam Forum Fascist


Joined: 28 Apr 2004 Posts: 6946 Location: Brighton, Sussex
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Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 10:32 am Post subject: |
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blimey, send her all our best incy!!  |
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Thumper MotoGP Racer


Joined: 12 Feb 2004 Posts: 3851 Location: On the back wheel
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Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 11:48 am Post subject: |
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Poor Sammy, she's not having much luck this year.
At least she's in good spirits about it talking about the new road markings she's created
Just hope her lids OK coz thats guys £100 ain't gonna cover a brand new Shoei if her's should be replaced.
May have to do a chocolate run to her place later on  _________________ Fish are friends, not food |
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smeghead Coven Slave Boy


Joined: 14 Mar 2004 Posts: 354
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Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 8:44 pm Post subject: |
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At least the driver managed to stop
and whats pissed me off today the irish rugby team _________________ Magnu, horse with golden mane
I want your help yet once again |
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Thumper MotoGP Racer


Joined: 12 Feb 2004 Posts: 3851 Location: On the back wheel
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Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 9:33 pm Post subject: |
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Stupid helmet camera's a pile of shit. £178 and all I get is a really black image. It's obvious it's because it was really sunny, so what, you spend that kind of money on a camera and you can only use it when it's cloudy and grey? fan-fuckin-tastic  _________________ Fish are friends, not food |
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CaptMoto Banned!


Joined: 07 Jan 2005 Posts: 3356 Location: ANWHERE I CAN BE A TWAT
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Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 9:59 pm Post subject: |
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phone the supplier and give em some stick or return it for a refund and get the other one _________________ BANNED FOR BEING A TWAT! |
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big al Truck driving Hero


Joined: 24 Dec 2004 Posts: 4022 Location: "mmmm new bike soon"
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Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 7:29 am Post subject: |
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thats not good "Z" do what moto said, send it back, & try another supplier  _________________ "WHAT A FUCKING LIBERTY" |
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CHILLI 202.9mph Raspberry Ripple


Joined: 31 May 2004 Posts: 7857
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Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 9:03 am Post subject: |
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Zedchic wrote: | Just hope her lids OK coz thats guys £100 ain't gonna cover a brand new Shoei if her's should be replaced.
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Hope she was feeling OK when you saw her H - she was starting to stiffen up a bit & was still a bit shaky when she left TMC
I though the £100 was a bit on the low side too  _________________ Don't wait for your ship to come in .. torpedo it out of the water and move on to the next target |
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big al Truck driving Hero


Joined: 24 Dec 2004 Posts: 4022 Location: "mmmm new bike soon"
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Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 9:48 am Post subject: |
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yes chilli, she did look a bit shaken/stiff, get better soon sam choccy cake on its way, to cheer you up _________________ "WHAT A FUCKING LIBERTY" |
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wagbass Moto Crosser


Joined: 13 Mar 2005 Posts: 351 Location: where the sun don't shine
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Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 10:22 am Post subject: |
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Got up this morning to get the bike ready to meet everyone at Roedean and have got a f**king puncture. Bollocks !!  |
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Silverback Professional Tramp

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Joined: 06 Feb 2004 Posts: 5501 Location: Nowhere and bikeless
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Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 10:51 am Post subject: |
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bad new man, hope you get it sorted quick |
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wagbass Moto Crosser


Joined: 13 Mar 2005 Posts: 351 Location: where the sun don't shine
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Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 3:04 pm Post subject: |
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sorted, turned out to be the valve !  |
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Loco Monkey With a Machine Gun


Joined: 12 Jan 2005 Posts: 2646 Location: Lost in Space
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Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 3:25 pm Post subject: |
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Having a million things to do and not being arsed to do any of them...
did 140 miles yesterday in glorious sunshine thats all i want to do all day!!  |
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Wivvy GrandCnut


Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Posts: 10928
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Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 4:33 pm Post subject: |
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not being able to get out on the bike today
too many house chores that need sorting before next weekend
ahh.....did i mention next weekend??............... |
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Thumper MotoGP Racer


Joined: 12 Feb 2004 Posts: 3851 Location: On the back wheel
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:08 am Post subject: |
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CBR's back end goes down, CBR's back end doesn't come up, pull on the pillion seat CBR's back end comes up - me thinks my shock is shagged  _________________ Fish are friends, not food |
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Incubus +1 up for a spanking


Joined: 31 Jul 2004 Posts: 9973 Location: Brighton
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:54 am Post subject: |
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might just be a seized linkage bush that can be re greased though _________________ The Stevie Wonder of rideouts!
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Wivvy GrandCnut


Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Posts: 10928
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 10:07 am Post subject: |
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got a snotty nose  |
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faulksie47 Moto Crosser


Joined: 16 Aug 2004 Posts: 375 Location: Normandy France
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 10:53 am Post subject: |
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Zedchic wrote: | CBR's back end goes down, CBR's back end doesn't come up, pull on the pillion seat CBR's back end comes up - me thinks my shock is shagged  |
if shock was shagged would'nt it be bouncing up and down ??
more likely linkage as Incubus suggested ?? |
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Thumper MotoGP Racer


Joined: 12 Feb 2004 Posts: 3851 Location: On the back wheel
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 12:32 pm Post subject: |
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It's been knackered for ages. You go over a bump and it carries on bouncing for 200 yards. Got a £15 one from my "CBR400 contacts", I love my lil contacts book  _________________ Fish are friends, not food |
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