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PostPosted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 11:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Some tw@t threw a fag out of his car window and it ended on my crouch, luckily i grabbed it kept it in one hand, run up to his car, his window still open and i flick the fag in the back of his merc's upholstery.

Priceless for everything else there's MasterCard rolling on the floor laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 11:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

top performance capt, i've always wanted to do that Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 11:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hey biggus me ol china!!! turn msn on need to ask u about Sunday
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 9:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

just got a call from Sammy
some wanker in a car has just taken her off at the pier roundabout
thank f*ck she's ok bit shaken etc and not too much damage to bike
gRRRRRRRRRR
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 9:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bad news but glad sh'es OK.
Please pass on my regards.
Did she get the tosser's reg number?
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 10:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeah all the details he did stop & help etc
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 10:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yikes, poor Sammy, glad she's ok tho
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 10:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

blimey, send her all our best incy!! Sad
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 11:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Poor Sammy, she's not having much luck this year.

At least she's in good spirits about it talking about the new road markings she's created Laughing

Just hope her lids OK coz thats guys £100 ain't gonna cover a brand new Shoei if her's should be replaced.

May have to do a chocolate run to her place later on Wink
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 8:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

At least the driver managed to stop


and whats pissed me off today the irish rugby team
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 9:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stupid helmet camera's a pile of shit. £178 and all I get is a really black image. It's obvious it's because it was really sunny, so what, you spend that kind of money on a camera and you can only use it when it's cloudy and grey? fan-fuckin-tastic Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 9:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

phone the supplier and give em some stick or return it for a refund and get the other one
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 7:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

thats not good "Z" do what moto said, send it back, & try another supplier Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 9:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Zedchic wrote:
Just hope her lids OK coz thats guys £100 ain't gonna cover a brand new Shoei if her's should be replaced.

May have to do a chocolate run to her place later on Wink


Hope she was feeling OK when you saw her H - she was starting to stiffen up a bit & was still a bit shaky when she left TMC Sad

I though the £100 was a bit on the low side too Confused
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 9:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

yes chilli, she did look a bit shaken/stiff, get better soon sam choccy cake on its way, to cheer you up
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 10:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Got up this morning to get the bike ready to meet everyone at Roedean and have got a f**king puncture. Bollocks !! Evil or Very Mad Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 10:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

bad new man, hope you get it sorted quick
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 3:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sorted, turned out to be the valve ! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 3:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Having a million things to do and not being arsed to do any of them...
did 140 miles yesterday in glorious sunshine thats all i want to do all day!! Cry baby
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 4:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

not being able to get out on the bike today Sad
too many house chores that need sorting before next weekend Sad
ahh.....did i mention next weekend??...............
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

CBR's back end goes down, CBR's back end doesn't come up, pull on the pillion seat CBR's back end comes up - me thinks my shock is shagged Confused
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

might just be a seized linkage bush that can be re greased though
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 10:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

got a snotty nose Sad
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 10:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Zedchic wrote:
CBR's back end goes down, CBR's back end doesn't come up, pull on the pillion seat CBR's back end comes up - me thinks my shock is shagged Confused


if shock was shagged would'nt it be bouncing up and down ??

more likely linkage as Incubus suggested ??
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 12:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's been knackered for ages. You go over a bump and it carries on bouncing for 200 yards. Got a £15 one from my "CBR400 contacts", I love my lil contacts book Wink
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