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steve
Redder than a very red thing
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F*cking little pikeys of the UK!
was in my back garden trimming the connifers with an electrical trimmer, and the neighbour comes running in and shouts to me come out quick.
i run to the front garden, where my motorbike was parked, and see a bmx on the floor next to it.
the neighbour told me he saw a little shit unscrew my dust cap and deflate my rear tyre, and when he confronted the c*nt, he ran away leaving his bmx.
i took the bmx in as a hostage, and his mother turns up about 10 minutes later with the crying kid.
he apologises to me, and i have a pop saying that i will deflate his tyres on the bmx and kick it as he did to my bike!
luckily no damage. justa flat rear, and he kicked the bike into gear. ill investigate further once ive finished trimming the trees.
cant do or buy fuck all without it being tampered with.  |
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Incubus
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| Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 11:26 am Post subject: |
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i woulda smacked the little shit
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GSEX-SLAPPY
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| Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 11:27 am Post subject: |
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shoulda made him wash the bike ,oil the chain,check the fluids etc as punishment. 
good on ya neighbour tho glad to see the ol neighbourhood watch works  |
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steve
Redder than a very red thing
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| Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 2:10 pm Post subject: |
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obviously not my day today 
some twat does a u turn right in front of me causing me to do an emergency stop.
c*nt in the car blames me for going too fast, and carries on to tap his brakes in front of me....
i hang back, and wait to overtake, to get out of his way. a clear road ahead and i cruise past him. whilst im parallel to him, he decides to floor it, and make it harder for me to overtake. i dont think this prick quite knew that a bike can out speed a ford mondeo estate.
then, after this, i make a trip to crawley P&H, and im going 50 in a 50 mph zone, and just with the stigma of bikes an old man waves to me to slow down, so i dropped it down and sped up.
theres just no need for wanky people. f*ck em all  |
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AJ
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They're just jealous, mate. Ignore them, and well done for emergency braking!
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Mrs Moos
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Location: Chavelstone Innit
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| Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 4:08 pm Post subject: |
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An extremely, vile mouthed, humoungously fat hairdresser has p***ed me off 
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Mrs Moos
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| Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 4:09 pm Post subject: |
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I feel better now for saying that, god i love this topic
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DaBitch
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 My boy having his bike stolen from out side the house  |
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Ronnie
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| TheBanditsBitch wrote: | | My boy having his bike stolen from out side the house |
sorry to hear that. some people are just f***ing w**kers and dont give a sh*t. 
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Roughie
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Meow
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just finished work and got to be back at work at 1.30 for a party for one of the residents, I NEED SLEEP
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| Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 11:28 am Post subject: |
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| steve wrote: | F*cking little pikeys of the UK!
was in my back garden trimming the connifers with an electrical trimmer, and the neighbour comes running in and shouts to me come out quick.
i run to the front garden, where my motorbike was parked, and see a bmx on the floor next to it.
the neighbour told me he saw a little shit unscrew my dust cap and deflate my rear tyre, and when he confronted the c*nt, he ran away leaving his bmx.
i took the bmx in as a hostage, and his mother turns up about 10 minutes later with the crying kid.
he apologises to me, and i have a pop saying that i will deflate his tyres on the bmx and kick it as he did to my bike!
luckily no damage. justa flat rear, and he kicked the bike into gear. ill investigate further once ive finished trimming the trees.
cant do or buy fuck all without it being tampered with. |
just be careful Steve, our local vicar got sick of kids kicking there footballs in his pond, so he started keeping them............... so the kids called the police and tryed to say hes steling them!!
its not like it use to be 
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| Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 10:18 am Post subject: |
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| Waking up with a high temp and feeling like s$!* |
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lost again
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| Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 5:48 pm Post subject: |
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| i win dickhead of the day filled van with petrol when it runs on deisel |
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GSEX-SLAPPY
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| Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 6:16 pm Post subject: |
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my son getting his bike back only to find its totally fucked ....
frame very badly sprayed with the gear pedals and everything still on it ...
two brand new tyres absolutley trashed thru to the canvas ............
an all the police said was .............."well whats wrong? you got ya bike back didnt ya?"
fuckin wankers would rather be out stopping motorcyclists for haveing a loud exhaust or small number plate. |
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Tinks
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| Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 9:22 pm Post subject: |
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The RAC!!!!
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BlueRR
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Oh God, what a day ... glad it's almost tomorrow ..
First it started off with a trip to the Orthopaedic (sp?) Consultant .. it appears I DO need an op on my foot which will result in 2 weeks in full plaster again ... Spent all day up in London, so having to catch up with work today, so no Pirbright bends for me today Squeaky !!!
Then the 'orrible teenage daughter decided to bunk off school ... all sorts went through my head today ... she did turn up eventually ... it appears just woke up in a bad mood !!!!!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrr
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AJ
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Well I bunked off anyway - will have to pay the price tomorra. Tough like bout the foot. Maybe the weather will have cooled down a bit once you're sorted. Thanks to Dave for the feedback - that scared me more than the experience.
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1stGarry
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| Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 9:45 pm Post subject: |
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lost again sheepishly admitted
| Quote: | | win dickhead of the day filled van with petrol when it runs on deisel |
Yeah, I've done that - how embarrassing 
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Meow
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| Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 1:31 am Post subject: |
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got flashed by speed camera while out riding tonight, just hope no film
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f1reblade
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| Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 10:02 am Post subject: |
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Cool Divvy.... Steve said you was slow..... only £60 to prove him wrong
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Meow
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| Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 10:12 am Post subject: |
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not funny, F1reblade, 24 years of riding and managed to get away with it until now, still hopefully may not get a ticket
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wildman
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| Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 10:14 am Post subject: |
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just said much the same to her on the phone
Not slow any more just blind
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Meow
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| Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 10:17 am Post subject: |
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In my defence, It was dark and I was trying to catch up with someone 
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