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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 5:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Incubus wrote:
yeah I got it m8, no worries

don't worry I have just resorted to my usual self by declaring that Roadrunner and electrics go together as well as the McCanns and babysitting!


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 7:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ninjabob wrote:
Incubus wrote:
yeah I got it m8, no worries

don't worry I have just resorted to my usual self by declaring that Roadrunner and electrics go together as well as the McCanns and babysitting!


Am I still a fuckwit? Very Happy


Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 8:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ooh ooh I have SO wanted to say that! (the babysitting) Big cahones, Bob!
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 12:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ninjabob wrote:
Incubus wrote:
yeah I got it m8, no worries

don't worry I have just resorted to my usual self by declaring that Roadrunner and electrics go together as well as the McCanns and babysitting!


Am I still a fuckwit? Very Happy


ah, now pay attention, I believe what I actually said was that you had made a fuckwit's comment, there's a difference you know Smile
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 4:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Being stuck at work from 7am seeing all the masses of bikes piling into brighton Sad

Havent had a chance to get on a ride for ages!!!
roll on resignation
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 5:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Being stuck at work from 7am seeing all the masses of bikes piling into brighton Sad

Havent had a chance to get on a ride for ages!!!
roll on resignation


what are you going to do next luv, be good to see you out & about, you know where/when we are.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 5:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

indeed i do. I have no idea to be honest...as you know, the job has really stopped me from coming out etc and actually enjoying myself, so at the moment i am looking for anything that would pay reasonably well enough to pay the bills!

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 10:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i decided today to be the dutiful son and do a few odd jobs me mum has been pestering for starting with a few loose floor tiles in the kitchen..........yeah right the house that twat built strikes again.lifted the tiles to find the so called concrete was more like margate beach....SAND
landed up pulling all the tiles up dressing all the loose shite and filling with good fast setting concrete then laying a rahte snazzy looking slate effect aqualok laminate floor.
also managed to get the wall tiles that had fallen off ( due to them being fixed originally with a 1" blob of adhesive) refixed.

IM FECKIN KNACKERED!
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 10:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SLAPPY© wrote:
i decided today to be the dutiful son and do a few odd jobs me mum has been pestering for starting with a few loose floor tiles in the kitchen..........yeah right the house that twat built strikes again.lifted the tiles to find the so called concrete was more like margate beach....SAND
landed up pulling all the tiles up dressing all the loose shite and filling with good fast setting concrete then laying a rahte snazzy looking slate effect aqualok laminate floor.
also managed to get the wall tiles that had fallen off ( due to them being fixed originally with a 1" blob of adhesive) refixed.

IM FECKIN KNACKERED!


You'll only ever have one mum, you look after her Smile
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 10:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shouldn't all that achievement be posted in the Things that made me smile today thread? You should be dead chuffed to have done all that for your mummy!
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 10:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I do look after my mummy and the problem is she knows just how to play me ...........and i woulda put it in what made me smile but .............every time i go to do something that should be simple in that house i find THE FECKIN TWAT THAT BUILT IT WAS A COWBOY.
For example .......i went to decorate the place only to find that when the prick added a two bedroom extension( its a bugalow) he didnt tie the exteranl walls in (AT ALL) and i ended up having to pull the wall apart and re-cut the blocks to effectivley make the wall one.
The guy musta been a total moron to think the wall wouldnt crack.
The garden sunk.....mum wanted a patio so ......gave her a 6" concrete base and set decorative paving slabs into it ( like to see that sucker sink or let weeds through)
im sure your getting my drift as to why i posted it in what pissed me off Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 8:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

SLAPPY© wrote:
I do look after my mummy and the problem is she knows just how to play me ...........and i woulda put it in what made me smile but .............every time i go to do something that should be simple in that house i find THE FECKIN TWAT THAT BUILT IT WAS A COWBOY.
For example .......i went to decorate the place only to find that when the prick added a two bedroom extension( its a bugalow) he didnt tie the exteranl walls in (AT ALL) and i ended up having to pull the wall apart and re-cut the blocks to effectivley make the wall one.
The guy musta been a total moron to think the wall wouldnt crack.
The garden sunk.....mum wanted a patio so ......gave her a 6" concrete base and set decorative paving slabs into it ( like to see that sucker sink or let weeds through)
im sure your getting my drift as to why i posted it in what pissed me off Wink


No, why Question Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 11:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Woke up this morning with my eyes feeling like there full off grit, and looking like I'm crying. Dose of conjunctivitis Crying or Very sad Any way go to work and ask If I can go to the chemist for some drops. Manager sends me to occupational health now not allowed back to work until I have been clear for 2 days Laughing First day back after a week off Laughing

I'm contagious .....to patients and staff Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 6:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Have been renting out a house to a bunch of students. Bad move. Went to the house with the inventory clerk to do the check-out, and it is not nice...

Bugger not nice, it's absolutely disgusting. They even left food in the fridge and freezer (thankfully still turned on), dirty washing-up in the sink, clothes in the tumble-drier, old sofas, beds, cupboards, wardrobes all over the place, broke three internal doors and/or doorframes, lost the only key to the back door (I've already changed the locks on the other doors), walls that were newly painted before they went in are trashed, a year's worth of cobwebs, curtains not cleaned, windows not cleaned, beer bottles everywhere, rubbish outside the front door but not where the binmen will pick it up, garden totally overgrown and all the rest. And they hadn't even cleaned the toilets. Yuck. So Muggins here is going to have to do that or get someone in and take the hit as the damage they've done won't be covered by their deposit.

Anyone know a good plumber to fit a shower, and a good cleaning company, and a good painter to throw some paint at the walls, a good sparks to fit a new oven and someone to 'do' a basic clean-up on the garden?
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 10:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

slappy - sparks
tango - plumber
tusky - gardener


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 10:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Divvycat wrote:
slappy - sparks
tango - plumber
tusky - gardener


Very Happy


MarcBC/Mart - cameramen
WD - editor
Tinks/Madamme Busty - Female Presenters with Tight White T-Shirts

...I think we got ourselves a Boxhill Makeover Show Wink

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 10:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Va Va Oops wrote:
Divvycat wrote:
slappy - sparks
tango - plumber
tusky - gardener


Very Happy


MarcBC/Mart - cameramen
WD - editor
Tinks/Madamme Busty - Female Presenters with Tight White T-Shirts

...I think we got ourselves a Boxhill Makeover Show Wink

...anyone in Marketing??


And WD to pull it all together Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 6:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

my washine was making an horrendous racket last night! poxy things, why can't they be built to last nowadays? Mad
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 6:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Windy Ninja wrote:
my washine was making an horrendous racket last night! poxy things, why can't they be built to last nowadays? Mad


Probably a wire from a bra Justine Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 6:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

is that a request to inspect my bra collection?











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PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 6:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Windy Ninja wrote:
is that a request to inspect my bra collection?











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PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 6:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Get a room you two Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Windy Ninja wrote:
my washine was making an horrendous racket last night! poxy things, why can't they be built to last nowadays? Mad


check whether a coin or key has fallen into the folds in the rubber seal at the front where the door goes, it could just be that causing a racket.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 12:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Either that, or sit on it and see if that helps



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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 12:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ardee wrote:
Windy Ninja wrote:
my washine was making an horrendous racket last night! poxy things, why can't they be built to last nowadays? Mad


check whether a coin or key has fallen into the folds in the rubber seal at the front where the door goes, it could just be that causing a racket.


Nope, its def not that, sounds more like the pump on the way out.
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