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PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 10:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Roughie wrote:
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Stupid question could it not have been a Heron, sure my grandparents used have theres nicked by them!!


No... the pond is designed in such a way that heron's can't get a footing, and the fish were in my opinion too big for herons to take, plus there was so many gone Twisted Evil

The upsetting thing is the pond was built for Gupps' dad when he was alive, he was disabled and would spend hours at his pond, the fish were brought for his dad by Gupps and his brothers and sisters etc


Hey - at least he had the joy of them whilst he was alive. Very Happy It was a lovely gesture and obviously well appreciated. What has happened now is really awful but it can never spoil the original purpose and Gupps' dad's real-time enjoyment of a very special present.

Is it worth hoping that the theives had a similarly noble purpose in mind ...or even that, if the theives only purpose was to sell the fish on for a quick profit ...that the purchasers ultimately will do something as good with their purchase...??
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 10:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Getting home from a great afternoon ride out to discover my fuel pump throwing petrol all over the bike and floor Crying or Very sad
praps its practicing to be a Triumph Very Happy but as usuall with these plastic rockets got it wrong again Rolling Eyes


Silly Athos - it was petrol not oil Rolling Eyes
she says with an air of sad nostalgia





Very nice man from RAC confirms what I quessed, my fuel pump has sprung a leak, so getting taken in morning to garage... hope they can fix it in time for France trip on Saturday #fingers crossed#
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 8:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Miss V wrote:
Va Va Oops wrote:
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Miss V wrote:
Getting home from a great afternoon ride out to discover my fuel pump throwing petrol all over the bike and floor Crying or Very sad
praps its practicing to be a Triumph Very Happy but as usuall with these plastic rockets got it wrong again Rolling Eyes


Silly Athos - it was petrol not oil Rolling Eyes
she says with an air of sad nostalgia





Very nice man from RAC confirms what I quessed, my fuel pump has sprung a leak, so getting taken in morning to garage... hope they can fix it in time for France trip on Saturday #fingers crossed#


Ask nicely for a demo bike if you have no luck, fingers crossed let us know Smile
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 9:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Contacted the Insurance co today to inform of trip to France tomorrow and re weekend in france in Oct.

Whilst on the phone i mentioned that i had not received my proof of alarm installation back, "oh we sent that back to you on the 29th June" I replied, " Really, when i spoke to you on the 11th July you stated that the co had had a problem with there computer system and that you were a little bit behind in the system and that it would be sent to me asap" " I can assure you it was sent on the 29th June". "So did you post it yourself then". " Er no, but it says so on the computer" the conversation was ended soon after, i just couldn't be bothered with the hassle!

Luckily i have three copies but it aint the point and when dealing with dickheads like that who are reading from a script and not listening to what there being told; you know you have made the wrong choice with an insurer!
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 10:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Luckily i have three copies but it aint the point and when dealing with dickheads like that who are reading from a script and not listening to what there being told; you know you have made the wrong choice with an insurer!


In my opinion banks are the worst for this. It seems no-one these days can think "out of the box" (steady Al Wink ) and accomodate an unscripted issue Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JimBo wrote:
matttherat wrote:
Luckily i have three copies but it aint the point and when dealing with dickheads like that who are reading from a script and not listening to what there being told; you know you have made the wrong choice with an insurer!


In my opinion banks are the worst for this. It seems no-one these days can think "out of the box" (steady Al Wink ) and accomodate an unscripted issue Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad


to have Al lurking in your mind id like to know what the feck are you up to in your spare time without a bike Shocked
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Miss V wrote:
Va Va Oops wrote:
Athos wrote:
Miss V wrote:
Getting home from a great afternoon ride out to discover my fuel pump throwing petrol all over the bike and floor Crying or Very sad
praps its practicing to be a Triumph Very Happy but as usuall with these plastic rockets got it wrong again Rolling Eyes


Silly Athos - it was petrol not oil Rolling Eyes
she says with an air of sad nostalgia





Very nice man from RAC confirms what I quessed, my fuel pump has sprung a leak, so getting taken in morning to garage... hope they can fix it in time for France trip on Saturday #fingers crossed#
what you meen silly Athos,oil leak,petrol leak,jap bike got it wrong,not me Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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JimBo wrote:
matttherat wrote:
Luckily i have three copies but it aint the point and when dealing with dickheads like that who are reading from a script and not listening to what there being told; you know you have made the wrong choice with an insurer!


In my opinion banks are the worst for this. It seems no-one these days can think "out of the box" (steady Al Wink ) and accomodate an unscripted issue Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad


to have Al lurking in your mind id like to know what the feck are you up to in your spare time without a bike Shocked


now that would be telling Wink
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 7:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fuckwit of a manager, Twisted Evil Twisted Evil as they say what goes round comes round. One day the what a w***er will get what he deserves Evil or Very Mad what a cnut.

I feel better for that Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 8:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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to have Al lurking in your mind id like to know what the feck are you up to in your spare time without a bike Shocked

Big Al and "box" just go together somehow Laughing .

big al wrote:
now that would be telling Wink

Keep 'em guessin' Al Wink
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 9:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm feeling really feeling guilty about our useless production director, who made my life a misery for the past 2 years, and stuck me in a corner away from my other workmates and ended my running of the department, because I questioned what he was doing. I took personal revenge by doing something to a personal item of his, and I feel ashamed that I did it, even though I did know his reign was ending ! Embarrassed
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 9:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Flintstone wrote:
I'm feeling really feeling guilty about our useless production director, who made my life a misery for the past 2 years, and stuck me in a corner away from my other workmates and ended my running of the department, because I questioned what he was doing. I took personal revenge by doing something to a personal item of his, and I feel ashamed that I did it, even though I did know his reign was ending ! Embarrassed


Shocked you cut his cock off Laughing

Good on you Fred, you're a good guy and I am sure he deserved it Wink
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 10:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You spat in his coffee? Weed on his shoes? Go on, do tell us what you gawn and dun!
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 10:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Put extra cream in his coffee ??? Wink
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 11:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Broke his pencil ? Hair Raising
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

stuck a potato up his bottom?


...I mean his car exhaust Embarrassed
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 6:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My bike getting the red light and FI warning sign up.
Bloody Throttle body actuator and guess what.. Suzuki dont sell it on its own, they want £595 for a whole set of new throttle bodies when its a tiny fookin plastic box thats gone wrong :mad:
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 7:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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My bike getting the red light and FI warning sign up.
Bloody Throttle body actuator and guess what.. Suzuki dont sell it on its own, they want £595 for a whole set of new throttle bodies when its a tiny fookin plastic box thats gone wrong :mad:
jap crap again i see, Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 7:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah...shocking, it took 18,000 miles for something to go wrong on it .. I mean, Ducati and Triumph can only dream of such figures before something fcuks up *dons flameproof suit* Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 7:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmmm my K6 600 does this ocassionally, i just switch it off and start it again and it goes away Confused

Luckily mine is still under warranty (altho this may not be so as it's been thrashed round the track since new) Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 8:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Yeah...shocking, it took 18,000 miles for something to go wrong on it .. I mean, Ducati and Triumph can only dream of such figures before something fcuks up *dons flameproof suit* Laughing
whoops!!!! my TRIUMPH has done 37000 mls in 3 years,not a sniff of anything going wrong except a faulty head gasket before first service Razz
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 8:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ps and if something does go wrong i can replace anything that is not functioning even down to a slow running jet Wink
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 8:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmm I would consider a head gasket bein fooked as something major !
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 8:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Hmm I would consider a head gasket bein fooked as something major !


Depends on the bike really. On yours or mine then yes it would be. But on Athos' Triumph? Nah! 10 minute job mate!
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Laughing Fair enough
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