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PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 5:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You need a Tika, she loves foxes even more violently than she loves Tusky!
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 6:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Miss V wrote:
saw a fox jump over the fence in front of my garage this afternoon.... he saw me further up the driveway and he panicked (shut it) and ran into the house through the open back door! He must have jumped up onto the work top to try and get out the closed window (every thing on window sill scattered and knocked over) before he ran out the back door to freedom Laughing

Don't know about a fox, but I had a mate who once jumped out of a window to escape from a woman ! Laughing behind hand
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 7:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Miss V wrote:
saw a fox jump over the fence in front of my garage this afternoon.... he saw me further up the driveway and he panicked (shut it) and ran into the house through the open back door! He must have jumped up onto the work top to try and get out the closed window (every thing on window sill scattered and knocked over) before he ran out the back door to freedom Laughing

Same thing happened to me! ...... but luckily your window was open that time Wink x
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 7:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

southernspeed wrote:
Miss V wrote:
saw a fox jump over the fence in front of my garage this afternoon.... he saw me further up the driveway and he panicked (shut it) and ran into the house through the open back door! He must have jumped up onto the work top to try and get out the closed window (every thing on window sill scattered and knocked over) before he ran out the back door to freedom Laughing

Same thing happened to me! ...... but luckily your window was open that time Wink x


you mean you can / would run Shocked Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 8:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Miss V wrote:
southernspeed wrote:
Miss V wrote:
saw a fox jump over the fence in front of my garage this afternoon.... he saw me further up the driveway and he panicked (shut it) and ran into the house through the open back door! He must have jumped up onto the work top to try and get out the closed window (every thing on window sill scattered and knocked over) before he ran out the back door to freedom Laughing

Same thing happened to me! ...... but luckily your window was open that time Wink x


you mean you can / would run Shocked Wink

well ......... Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 10:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Had a parcel arrive at work for me today, a new collar and lead for my dog. But a workmate who is into bondage ect. got very excited as I said he could try it on ! Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 11:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Had a parcel arrive at work for me today, a new collar and lead for my dog. But a workmate who is into bondage ect. got very excited as I said she could try it on ! Laughing

You work with Cpt. Slow ? Shocked S & M
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 11:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Phoenix wrote:
Flintstone wrote:
Had a parcel arrive at work for me today, a new collar and lead for my dog. But a workmate who is into bondage ect. got very excited as I said she could try it on ! Laughing

You work with Cpt. Slow ? Shocked S & M

rolling on the floor laughing Smile
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 8:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

biggus wrote:
Phoenix wrote:
Flintstone wrote:
Had a parcel arrive at work for me today, a new collar and lead for my dog. But a workmate who is into bondage ect. got very excited as I said she could try it on ! Laughing

You work with Cpt. Slow ? Shocked S & M

rolling on the floor laughing Smile

Oh dear Laughing behind hand
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 9:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hecalledmesteve wrote:
biggus wrote:
Phoenix wrote:
Flintstone wrote:
Had a parcel arrive at work for me today, a new collar and lead for my dog. But a workmate who is into bondage ect. got very excited as I said she could try it on ! Laughing

You work with Cpt. Slow ? Shocked S & M

rolling on the floor laughing Smile

Oh dear Laughing behind hand


Laughing Embarrassed ..... its the studs i tell you Wink
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 10:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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hecalledmesteve wrote:
biggus wrote:
Phoenix wrote:
Flintstone wrote:
Had a parcel arrive at work for me today, a new collar and lead for my dog. But a workmate who is into bondage ect. got very excited as I said she could try it on ! Laughing

You work with Cpt. Slow ? Shocked S & M

rolling on the floor laughing Smile

Oh dear Laughing behind hand


Laughing Embarrassed ..... its the studs i tell you Wink


Me, flintstone, phoenix, & HCMS are studs.... cheers 2 Thumbs up Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 10:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Baloo wrote:
Seeing this again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHZ85f0YOq8

I <3 Pixar!
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

photo chick wrote:
Baloo wrote:
Seeing this again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHZ85f0YOq8

I <3 Pixar!

Yes, I "slightly weird fallen over heart shaped thing" Pixar too

Razz
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hecalledmesteve wrote:
photo chick wrote:
Baloo wrote:
Seeing this again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHZ85f0YOq8

I <3 Pixar!

Yes, I "slightly weird fallen over heart shaped thing" Pixar too

Razz


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Baloo wrote:
hecalledmesteve wrote:
photo chick wrote:
Baloo wrote:
Seeing this again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHZ85f0YOq8

I <3 Pixar!

Yes, I "slightly weird fallen over heart shaped thing" Pixar too

Razz


rolling on the floor laughing

You're just not cool enough to understand it LOL Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i had some posh cnut call a little while ago...

"May I speak with Michael please?".
"May I ask who's speaking and what it's regarding please?"
"He's expecting my call"
"Then you would know that he is not on this number and has not been for over a year, so you won't mind telling me who you are then so that if appropriate I can either put you through or pass on your details"
"It's a personal matter"
"Right, but can I at least take a name please?"
"No, it's a personal matter"
"Fuck off then" BRRRRR

"Mick" is my MD, semi retired, and anyone asking for "Michael" is a cnut, people he deals with personally call him Mike or Mick... I get really tired of these w@nkers calling dozens of times a day trying to peddle their share dealing services or offer "investment" opportunities.

Telling this twat and the similar caller half hour before to f*ck off made me smile Laughing Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Baloo wrote:
Seeing this again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHZ85f0YOq8

Aww.................................... Soooooooo cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 12:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

photo chick wrote:
Baloo wrote:
Seeing this again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHZ85f0YOq8

I <3 Pixar!

I is less than 3? strange equation Smile
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 12:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_OqprX7148&NR=1&feature=fvwp
This is making me pee myself too! rolling on the floor laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 12:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

photo chick wrote:

You're just not cool enough to understand it LOL Laughing


Embarrassed I guess I am a little upright, perhaps falling over would have helped Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 12:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Self deprecating:

Man on phone: "Where you live, is it a house or a flat sir?"
Me: "It is a hat"
Man on phone: "times are hard are they sir?"

Embarrassed Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 12:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Baloo wrote:
Self deprecating:

Man on phone: "Where you live, is it a house or a flat sir?"
Me: "It is a hat"
Man on phone: "times are hard are they sir?"

Embarrassed Laughing

You do seem to get loads of these random phone and house calls, dontcha? Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 1:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

darkdreamsgal wrote:
Baloo wrote:
Self deprecating:

Man on phone: "Where you live, is it a house or a flat sir?"
Me: "It is a hat"
Man on phone: "times are hard are they sir?"

Embarrassed Laughing

You do seem to get loads of these random phone and house calls, dontcha? Very Happy


This one was my fault, I just could not speak. I am getting some work done in the house and was trying to get someone in to quote.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 1:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I am getting some work done in the house and was trying to get someone in to quote."

.....what you having done?
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 2:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

photo chick wrote:
I <3 Pixar!

Now I read it the other way and thought it was v neck cleavage!
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