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HCMS Slack Alice/Gay Martian


Joined: 01 Dec 2008 Posts: 3794 Location: Scratching head at Tusky's hairpin racing line
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Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 5:44 pm Post subject: |
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You need a Tika, she loves foxes even more violently than she loves Tusky! _________________ It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes. - Douglas Adams.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
100 Mile Cycle for Macmillan on 4th August 13. Please donate if you can!
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Flintstone Del Boy Deer Hunter


Joined: 25 Nov 2004 Posts: 3988 Location: .........in another world !
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Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 6:19 pm Post subject: |
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Miss V wrote: | saw a fox jump over the fence in front of my garage this afternoon.... he saw me further up the driveway and he panicked (shut it) and ran into the house through the open back door! He must have jumped up onto the work top to try and get out the closed window (every thing on window sill scattered and knocked over) before he ran out the back door to freedom  |
Don't know about a fox, but I had a mate who once jumped out of a window to escape from a woman !  _________________ It's all down to quality of life ! |
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southernspeed MotoGP Racer


Joined: 29 Sep 2008 Posts: 4132 Location: Froststead.
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Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 7:32 pm Post subject: |
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Miss V wrote: | saw a fox jump over the fence in front of my garage this afternoon.... he saw me further up the driveway and he panicked (shut it) and ran into the house through the open back door! He must have jumped up onto the work top to try and get out the closed window (every thing on window sill scattered and knocked over) before he ran out the back door to freedom  |
Same thing happened to me! ...... but luckily your window was open that time x _________________ It's not the speed of life that bothers me, it's the sudden stop at the end!
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V MotoGP Racer


Joined: 05 Aug 2007 Posts: 5356 Location: Reigate
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Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 7:47 pm Post subject: |
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southernspeed wrote: | Miss V wrote: | saw a fox jump over the fence in front of my garage this afternoon.... he saw me further up the driveway and he panicked (shut it) and ran into the house through the open back door! He must have jumped up onto the work top to try and get out the closed window (every thing on window sill scattered and knocked over) before he ran out the back door to freedom  |
Same thing happened to me! ...... but luckily your window was open that time x |
you mean you can / would run  _________________
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southernspeed MotoGP Racer


Joined: 29 Sep 2008 Posts: 4132 Location: Froststead.
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Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 8:48 pm Post subject: |
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Miss V wrote: | southernspeed wrote: | Miss V wrote: | saw a fox jump over the fence in front of my garage this afternoon.... he saw me further up the driveway and he panicked (shut it) and ran into the house through the open back door! He must have jumped up onto the work top to try and get out the closed window (every thing on window sill scattered and knocked over) before he ran out the back door to freedom  |
Same thing happened to me! ...... but luckily your window was open that time x |
you mean you can / would run  |
well .........  _________________ It's not the speed of life that bothers me, it's the sudden stop at the end!
www.carshaltonmcc.com
www.surreysportsmotorcycles.com
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Flintstone Del Boy Deer Hunter


Joined: 25 Nov 2004 Posts: 3988 Location: .........in another world !
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Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 10:58 pm Post subject: |
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Had a parcel arrive at work for me today, a new collar and lead for my dog. But a workmate who is into bondage ect. got very excited as I said he could try it on !  _________________ It's all down to quality of life ! |
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Phoenix 'Phenis the tree hugger'


Joined: 02 Apr 2009 Posts: 2057 Location: op die doos
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Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 11:00 pm Post subject: |
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Flintstone wrote: | Had a parcel arrive at work for me today, a new collar and lead for my dog. But a workmate who is into bondage ect. got very excited as I said she could try it on !  |
You work with Cpt. Slow ?  _________________ [img]http://www.boxhill.co.uk/forum/phpBB2/album_pic.php?pic_id=9446[/img]
Semper in merda; sola altitudo variat
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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 11:14 pm Post subject: |
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Phoenix wrote: | Flintstone wrote: | Had a parcel arrive at work for me today, a new collar and lead for my dog. But a workmate who is into bondage ect. got very excited as I said she could try it on !  |
You work with Cpt. Slow ?  |
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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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HCMS Slack Alice/Gay Martian


Joined: 01 Dec 2008 Posts: 3794 Location: Scratching head at Tusky's hairpin racing line
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 8:55 am Post subject: |
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biggus wrote: | Phoenix wrote: | Flintstone wrote: | Had a parcel arrive at work for me today, a new collar and lead for my dog. But a workmate who is into bondage ect. got very excited as I said she could try it on !  |
You work with Cpt. Slow ?  |
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Oh dear  _________________ It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes. - Douglas Adams.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
100 Mile Cycle for Macmillan on 4th August 13. Please donate if you can!
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Cpt.Slow MotoGP Racer


Joined: 16 May 2008 Posts: 2943
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 9:09 am Post subject: |
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hecalledmesteve wrote: | biggus wrote: | Phoenix wrote: | Flintstone wrote: | Had a parcel arrive at work for me today, a new collar and lead for my dog. But a workmate who is into bondage ect. got very excited as I said she could try it on !  |
You work with Cpt. Slow ?  |
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..... its the studs i tell you  |
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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 10:07 am Post subject: |
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Cpt.Slow wrote: | hecalledmesteve wrote: | biggus wrote: | Phoenix wrote: | Flintstone wrote: | Had a parcel arrive at work for me today, a new collar and lead for my dog. But a workmate who is into bondage ect. got very excited as I said she could try it on !  |
You work with Cpt. Slow ?  |
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Oh dear  |
..... its the studs i tell you  |
Me, flintstone, phoenix, & HCMS are studs.... cheers  _________________
www.bigguspicus.co.uk
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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photo chick "not so little Emma"


Joined: 10 Mar 2007 Posts: 2235
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HCMS Slack Alice/Gay Martian


Joined: 01 Dec 2008 Posts: 3794 Location: Scratching head at Tusky's hairpin racing line
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:21 am Post subject: |
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photo chick wrote: |
I <3 Pixar! |
Yes, I "slightly weird fallen over heart shaped thing" Pixar too
 _________________ It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes. - Douglas Adams.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
100 Mile Cycle for Macmillan on 4th August 13. Please donate if you can!
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Baloo Guest
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:30 am Post subject: |
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hecalledmesteve wrote: | photo chick wrote: |
I <3 Pixar! |
Yes, I "slightly weird fallen over heart shaped thing" Pixar too
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photo chick "not so little Emma"


Joined: 10 Mar 2007 Posts: 2235
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:49 am Post subject: |
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Baloo wrote: | hecalledmesteve wrote: | photo chick wrote: |
I <3 Pixar! |
Yes, I "slightly weird fallen over heart shaped thing" Pixar too
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You're just not cool enough to understand it LOL  _________________ Four wheels move the body, two wheels move the soul!
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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:53 am Post subject: |
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i had some posh cnut call a little while ago...
"May I speak with Michael please?".
"May I ask who's speaking and what it's regarding please?"
"He's expecting my call"
"Then you would know that he is not on this number and has not been for over a year, so you won't mind telling me who you are then so that if appropriate I can either put you through or pass on your details"
"It's a personal matter"
"Right, but can I at least take a name please?"
"No, it's a personal matter"
"Fuck off then" BRRRRR
"Mick" is my MD, semi retired, and anyone asking for "Michael" is a cnut, people he deals with personally call him Mike or Mick... I get really tired of these w@nkers calling dozens of times a day trying to peddle their share dealing services or offer "investment" opportunities.
Telling this twat and the similar caller half hour before to f*ck off made me smile  _________________
www.bigguspicus.co.uk
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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darkdreamsgal MotoGP Racer


Joined: 14 Aug 2009 Posts: 2074 Location: Wimbledon
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:58 am Post subject: |
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Aww.................................... Soooooooo cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! _________________ Baby Biker Babe!
"You must be a lawyer"
"What makes you say that?"
"You've got that sharp, useless look about you"
Yes, they are, and no, you can't  |
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gsxrboy 24/7 Despatch Rider

Joined: 22 Aug 2009 Posts: 154 Location: crawley
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 12:00 pm Post subject: |
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photo chick wrote: |
I <3 Pixar! |
I is less than 3? strange equation  _________________ 97 750 srad
92 1100
97 540i
09 focus tdi :p |
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darkdreamsgal MotoGP Racer


Joined: 14 Aug 2009 Posts: 2074 Location: Wimbledon
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 12:03 pm Post subject: |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_OqprX7148&NR=1&feature=fvwp
This is making me pee myself too!  _________________ Baby Biker Babe!
"You must be a lawyer"
"What makes you say that?"
"You've got that sharp, useless look about you"
Yes, they are, and no, you can't  |
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Baloo Guest
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 12:16 pm Post subject: |
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photo chick wrote: |
You're just not cool enough to understand it LOL  |
I guess I am a little upright, perhaps falling over would have helped  |
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Baloo Guest
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 12:17 pm Post subject: |
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Self deprecating:
Man on phone: "Where you live, is it a house or a flat sir?"
Me: "It is a hat"
Man on phone: "times are hard are they sir?"
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darkdreamsgal MotoGP Racer


Joined: 14 Aug 2009 Posts: 2074 Location: Wimbledon
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 12:49 pm Post subject: |
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Baloo wrote: | Self deprecating:
Man on phone: "Where you live, is it a house or a flat sir?"
Me: "It is a hat"
Man on phone: "times are hard are they sir?"
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You do seem to get loads of these random phone and house calls, dontcha?  _________________ Baby Biker Babe!
"You must be a lawyer"
"What makes you say that?"
"You've got that sharp, useless look about you"
Yes, they are, and no, you can't  |
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Baloo Guest
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 1:02 pm Post subject: |
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darkdreamsgal wrote: | Baloo wrote: | Self deprecating:
Man on phone: "Where you live, is it a house or a flat sir?"
Me: "It is a hat"
Man on phone: "times are hard are they sir?"
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You do seem to get loads of these random phone and house calls, dontcha?  |
This one was my fault, I just could not speak. I am getting some work done in the house and was trying to get someone in to quote. |
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BarryH Cabbage club member #1


Joined: 25 Jun 2004 Posts: 7579
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 1:13 pm Post subject: |
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"I am getting some work done in the house and was trying to get someone in to quote."
.....what you having done? |
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JimBo Pedantic Cnut


Joined: 18 Nov 2004 Posts: 5394
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 2:05 pm Post subject: |
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photo chick wrote: | I <3 Pixar! |
Now I read it the other way and thought it was v neck cleavage! _________________ So many roads, so little time. |
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