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GT Expert CnutCnut


Joined: 15 Jun 2006 Posts: 5099 Location: Probably in ya mirror if you bothered to look!
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Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 3:45 pm Post subject: |
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biggus wrote: | GT wrote: | Biker-Spawn wrote: | GT wrote: | Biker-Spawn wrote: | She hit a small furry/feathery animal and it got stuck in the bodywork?
WPMOT: Someone owing me money for a month now and not paying up...it's starting to make me itch.
Ideas anyone?  |
When you whore yourself always take the money up front.......
Sounds like she had crabs..................
Off to the clinic for you thats my advice! |
Cnut!!
It's a guy anyway... |
ahhhh your a rent boy, same advice as above mate! |
And there you have the voice of experience  |
Yep dealt with quite a few young lads like that in my job over the years they all have the same complaints
Duncan try harder  _________________ Speed Limits are Minimums and remember Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one
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V MotoGP Racer


Joined: 05 Aug 2007 Posts: 5356 Location: Reigate
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Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 4:26 pm Post subject: |
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southernspeed wrote: | Maggots! Pouring out of 'someone's ' bodywork as I was removing it hundreds of tiny ones and a smell like you wouldn't believe. I'm going to itch all day now
There's going to be some serious payback over this  |
She told me the hamster had died but not where she buried it  _________________
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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 4:27 pm Post subject: |
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Miss V wrote: | southernspeed wrote: | Maggots! Pouring out of 'someone's ' bodywork as I was removing it hundreds of tiny ones and a smell like you wouldn't believe. I'm going to itch all day now
There's going to be some serious payback over this  |
She told me the hamster had died but not where she buried it  |
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Biker-Spawn "Magneto"


Joined: 20 May 2007 Posts: 2995
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Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 4:34 pm Post subject: |
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Hurt my sensitive feelings...fancy coming round to comfort me?  _________________ You start the game of life with a full pot o' luck and an empty pot o' experience. The objective is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck.
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Markie Mark Living in the comfort zone


Joined: 14 Dec 2009 Posts: 111 Location: wherever
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Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 5:43 pm Post subject: |
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Miss V wrote: | southernspeed wrote: | Maggots! Pouring out of 'someone's ' bodywork as I was removing it hundreds of tiny ones and a smell like you wouldn't believe. I'm going to itch all day now
There's going to be some serious payback over this  |
She told me the hamster had died but not where she buried it  |
yuk......horrible.......yuk again.
Had a few maggot infested dead animal,s stuck in intercoolers/radiators over the years, make you proper gag when you have to take them out. _________________ KTM Superdukes are awesome!!!!! and a Mille for a little scratching on a good day |
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southernspeed MotoGP Racer


Joined: 29 Sep 2008 Posts: 4132 Location: Froststead.
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Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 5:55 pm Post subject: |
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Markie Mark wrote: | Miss V wrote: | southernspeed wrote: | Maggots! Pouring out of 'someone's ' bodywork as I was removing it hundreds of tiny ones and a smell like you wouldn't believe. I'm going to itch all day now
There's going to be some serious payback over this  |
She told me the hamster had died but not where she buried it  |
yuk......horrible.......yuk again.
Had a few maggot infested dead animal,s stuck in intercoolers/radiators over the years, make you proper gag when you have to take them out. |
Yeah I'm still finding the bloody things and that smell just won't quit!! More brake cleaner  _________________ It's not the speed of life that bothers me, it's the sudden stop at the end!
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GSEX-SLAPPY Guest
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Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 6:14 pm Post subject: |
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GT wrote: | biggus wrote: | GT wrote: | Biker-Spawn wrote: | GT wrote: | Biker-Spawn wrote: | She hit a small furry/feathery animal and it got stuck in the bodywork?
WPMOT: Someone owing me money for a month now and not paying up...it's starting to make me itch.
Ideas anyone?  |
When you whore yourself always take the money up front.......
Sounds like she had crabs..................
Off to the clinic for you thats my advice! |
Cnut!!
It's a guy anyway... |
ahhhh your a rent boy, same advice as above mate! |
And there you have the voice of experience  |
Yep dealt with quite a few young lads like that in my job over the years they all have the same complaints
Duncan try harder  |
so the pastoral habit of plating with the choirboys has extended to the policeforce now huh |
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GT Expert CnutCnut


Joined: 15 Jun 2006 Posts: 5099 Location: Probably in ya mirror if you bothered to look!
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Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 6:26 pm Post subject: |
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GSEX-SLAPPY wrote: | GT wrote: | biggus wrote: | GT wrote: | Biker-Spawn wrote: | GT wrote: | Biker-Spawn wrote: | She hit a small furry/feathery animal and it got stuck in the bodywork?
WPMOT: Someone owing me money for a month now and not paying up...it's starting to make me itch.
Ideas anyone?  |
When you whore yourself always take the money up front.......
Sounds like she had crabs..................
Off to the clinic for you thats my advice! |
Cnut!!
It's a guy anyway... |
ahhhh your a rent boy, same advice as above mate! |
And there you have the voice of experience  |
Yep dealt with quite a few young lads like that in my job over the years they all have the same complaints
Duncan try harder  |
so the pastoral habit of plating with the choirboys has extended to the policeforce now huh |
No thats crap as well! _________________ Speed Limits are Minimums and remember Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one
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Suzibabe Vin Diesel


Joined: 09 Aug 2006 Posts: 4178 Location: Wokingham
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Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 7:24 pm Post subject: |
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Biker-Spawn wrote: | WPMOT: Someone owing me money for a month now and not paying up...it's starting to make me itch.
Ideas anyone?  |
When you find out let me know  |
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southernspeed MotoGP Racer


Joined: 29 Sep 2008 Posts: 4132 Location: Froststead.
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Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 8:07 pm Post subject: |
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Biker-Spawn wrote: |
WPMOT: Someone owing me money for a month now and not paying up...it's starting to make me itch.
Ideas anyone?  |
How much you talking about? There are ways. PM me if it's a considerable sum. _________________ It's not the speed of life that bothers me, it's the sudden stop at the end!
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southernspeed MotoGP Racer


Joined: 29 Sep 2008 Posts: 4132 Location: Froststead.
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Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 8:15 pm Post subject: |
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Thought I'd grit our road so I'd have some hope of getting to council gritted roads in the morning. No chance. The tight arsed council haven't replenished the bins since last time when they were only 1/4 full anyway.
Looks like a day off tomorrow if we get the dumping they're threatening. Would walk in but still can't shift this chest infection and 4 miles in snow would finish me off. Baileys coffee for elevensies anyone?  _________________ It's not the speed of life that bothers me, it's the sudden stop at the end!
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pjsupertart Anti Panty Paula


Joined: 19 Mar 2009 Posts: 951 Location: on the edge of my seat ;o)
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Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 8:38 pm Post subject: |
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southernspeed wrote: | Maggots! Pouring out of 'someone's ' bodywork as I was removing it hundreds of tiny ones and a smell like you wouldn't believe. I'm going to itch all day now
There's going to be some serious payback over this  |
Sorry SS! I did wonder where that packet of cat food went! Thats what you get for having a pillion hump with lots of space for shopping (and extra space for it to fall out )
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choccie!!  _________________ Im not indecisive........when im not given a choice!!
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southernspeed MotoGP Racer


Joined: 29 Sep 2008 Posts: 4132 Location: Froststead.
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Blonde Banana Humiliatrix


Joined: 27 Feb 2007 Posts: 1519 Location: DSOTM
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Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 10:53 pm Post subject: |
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southernspeed wrote: | oh crap, it's white out. |
No Sh!t, Sherlock
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southernspeed MotoGP Racer


Joined: 29 Sep 2008 Posts: 4132 Location: Froststead.
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Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 10:59 pm Post subject: |
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Blonde Banana wrote: | southernspeed wrote: | oh crap, it's white out. |
No Sh!t, Sherlock
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well.... it wasn't then, half a bottle of red later, it is! I guess none of my customers will be in this week  _________________ It's not the speed of life that bothers me, it's the sudden stop at the end!
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Bacon bacon© Lil Mush


Joined: 04 Jul 2009 Posts: 1637 Location: "In a microclimate"
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Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:15 pm Post subject: |
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Damn snow, aaarrrggghh  _________________ Comfortably Numb
WooHoo, feck you job centre...I'm offski?
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southernspeed MotoGP Racer


Joined: 29 Sep 2008 Posts: 4132 Location: Froststead.
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 8:18 am Post subject: |
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Nuts! Looks like 4 to 6 inches out there Got a bit of clearing to do before I go anywhere and , of course, no grit on the road.
A217 looks like it's running ok, just need to get to it!  _________________ It's not the speed of life that bothers me, it's the sudden stop at the end!
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ChoccieMuffin World Superbike Racer


Joined: 06 Nov 2006 Posts: 1849 Location: Guildford
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 9:05 am Post subject: |
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Blonde Banana wrote: | southernspeed wrote: | oh crap, it's white out. |
No Sh!t, Sherlock
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Correct. It's snow, not shit. (You don't often see white dog poo any more unless you've been feeding bones to the dogs.) |
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GSEX-SLAPPY Guest
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 9:14 am Post subject: |
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southernspeed wrote: | Nuts! Looks like 4 to 6 inches out there Got a bit of clearing to do before I go anywhere and , of course, no grit on the road.
A217 looks like it's running ok, just need to get to it!  |
you do have a polite way of putting things dont you .....
my version........im f*cked |
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HCMS Slack Alice/Gay Martian


Joined: 01 Dec 2008 Posts: 3794 Location: Scratching head at Tusky's hairpin racing line
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 9:38 am Post subject: |
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GSEX-SLAPPY wrote: | southernspeed wrote: | Nuts! Looks like 4 to 6 inches out there Got a bit of clearing to do before I go anywhere and , of course, no grit on the road.
A217 looks like it's running ok, just need to get to it!  |
you do have a polite way of putting things dont you .....
my version........im f*cked |
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boudicas Kermit


Joined: 26 Jul 2008 Posts: 2987 Location: Bletchingley, Surrey
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 9:44 am Post subject: |
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Good 6 inches of snow and cant get out of our car park. Looked out on the main road this morning and saw a car loosing control right infront of me
No way am I gonna be trying to drive in this - I've already forked out 2 insurance excesses in the last month and loosing a days wage is a lot cheaper than another insurance excess !!! _________________ Opinions are like assholes...... Ahhh Fcuk it - YOUR WRONG !!!
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SkateKitten Drag Racer


Joined: 09 Jun 2009 Posts: 578 Location: Surrey
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 9:46 am Post subject: |
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I've got a cold and I'm not allowed Lemsip or anything  _________________
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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 9:56 am Post subject: |
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SkateKitten wrote: | I've got a cold and I'm not allowed Lemsip or anything  |
Good old fashioned honey & lemon???
Or chicken soup.... oi vey...
WPMOT.... I made it in to work, only to get a text to say don't bother going in ffs and this from someone with a Jeep too  _________________
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There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
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Fencepost Despatch Rider


Joined: 15 Sep 2005 Posts: 193 Location: in the back of beyond
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 10:01 am Post subject: |
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No one coming in to work I drove in there is only six inchs of snow take it steady drve in a higher gear. Our country really has gone soft oh well going back home as no one is here pub here I come.  |
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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 10:02 am Post subject: |
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Fencepost wrote: | No one coming in to work I drove in there is only six inchs of snow take it steady drve in a higher gear. Our country really has gone soft oh well going back home as no one is here pub here I come.  |
Aye.... that's what I'll be doing once I've dealt with this mornings emails! _________________
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There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
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