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PostPosted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 4:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Getting called out to work @ 3 AM ........ to rescue 16 people stuck in a lift ....

The safety cut in due to the weight ........ Rolling Eyes bet they take the stairs down next time, lazy gits.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 4:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 9:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Working on ANOTHER bank holiday Sad
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 11:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

double time i hope?
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 3:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

having only one pair of hands ..... wish I was Mary Poppins
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 4:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cpt.Slow wrote:
having only one pair of hands ..... wish I was Mary Poppins


??? Did she have more than one pair then??? Shocked
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 5:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

djSharky wrote:
Cpt.Slow wrote:
having only one pair of hands ..... wish I was Mary Poppins


??? Did she have more than one pair then??? Shocked


LOL...she didnt need hands Wink she was magical
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 5:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cpt.Slow wrote:
djSharky wrote:
Cpt.Slow wrote:
having only one pair of hands ..... wish I was Mary Poppins


??? Did she have more than one pair then??? Shocked


LOL...she didnt need hands Wink she was magical


Oh but you ARE magical captain Very Happy Wink

Laughing behind hand
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 5:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Found my first stone chip on the Z1000. Not happy..Want a new bike now... Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 6:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Found my first stone chip on the Z1000. Not happy..Want a new bike now... Evil or Very Mad


getting back from Camber today and finding a big stone chip in the front of my fuel tank .....one of the pitfall of having a bloody oil tanker for fuel.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 6:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hooky wrote:
Found my first stone chip on the Z1000. Not happy..Want a new bike now... Evil or Very Mad
told you not to polish it Smile
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 6:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

not wearing an extra jumper over or under my leathers, and freezing my Boobies! off all day. been home an hour and still cold Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 6:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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not wearing an extra jumper over or under my leathers, and freezing my Boobies! off all day. been home an hour and still cold Crying or Very sad


I have a feeling there will soon be a queue of BHF members (ooer missus) offering to warm them up for you Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 6:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tusky wrote:
Miss G wrote:
not wearing an extra jumper over or under my leathers, and freezing my Boobies! off all day. been home an hour and still cold Crying or Very sad


I have a feeling there will soon be a queue of BHF members (ooer missus) offering to warm them up for you Laughing


there was... with cups of tea, obviously!
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 6:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

reading on another forum about a foreign driver missing the slip road exit of a dual caaraigeway so took to the grass verge lost control and took a fellow forum member out on the slip road ....said driver is now being held for dangerous driving and awaiting a court attendance.......in my mind thats a lifetime ban Mad
One rider with broken ribs ....sore arm legs shoulder etc etc
One WAS very nice very sparkly bike severly damaged ....frontal rebuild required
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 7:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hard drive making a random 'clonk' every now and then... Shocked Guess a week old refurbished PC wasn't such a good idea...!
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

GSEX-SLAPPY wrote:
reading on another forum about a foreign driver missing the slip road exit of a dual caaraigeway so took to the grass verge lost control and took a fellow forum member out on the slip road ....said driver is now being held for dangerous driving and awaiting a court attendance.......in my mind thats a lifetime ban Mad
One rider with broken ribs ....sore arm legs shoulder etc etc
One WAS very nice very sparkly bike severly damaged ....frontal rebuild required


added today

im back from a/e still alive got dislocated shoulder 3 cracked ribs 4 broken toes double metataso break cracked ankle and every part of my body aches bikes f*cked in the man cave apart from that im in tip top condition.


sound like a lucky fella and it coulda been so much worse had he not been wearing the right gear...incidently he was fully leathered up etc
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 11:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not getting to sleep until 4:30-5am thanks to the people in the flat upstairs decicing to have a barney. Police response time was great too, 45 minutes...this being when there are screams, swearing, sounds of stuff breaking and shouts of things like, "Get off you're hurting me," and, "Come near me again I'll stab you."

Granted it had already been going on for about an hour (for that stretch, about 3 hours off and on) before I got pissed off enough to call the police about it and by the end of it (about 20 minutes after I made the call) I was kind of hoping they WOULD kill eachother, just so they'd shut the fk up and let me get some sleep. Evil or Very Mad

Compared to all that, it was only mildly irritating when the police knocked on my door after going up to their flat and asked if I was the one who called the police, if I was sure I'd heard a disturbance and that it was coming from their flat and then stated there were "no signs of disturbance" and that "she looked like she was asleep when we knocked." Well of course, it was over half an hour ago and I imagine she WOULD be quite tired after having all that crap going on.



Anyway, rant over...I'm sure being the Easter Weekend that they themselves were hard pressed or they'd have been there sooner.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 11:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

now i'm not usually a fan of 'this type of post' but wpmo is a very nasty fatal on a27 shoreham.
blokes leg got ripped off and head half off.
thought that a car in lane one pulled into lane 2 and knocked the rider off.
confusing thing is the rider was showing as diqualified...confusing times.

all be it. very nasty and horrible Sad
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 11:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Biker-Spawn wrote:
Not getting to sleep until 4:30-5am thanks to the people in the flat upstairs decicing to have a barney. Police response time was great too, 45 minutes...this being when there are screams, swearing, sounds of stuff breaking and shouts of things like, "Get off you're hurting me," and, "Come near me again I'll stab you."

Granted it had already been going on for about an hour (for that stretch, about 3 hours off and on) before I got pissed off enough to call the police about it and by the end of it (about 20 minutes after I made the call) I was kind of hoping they WOULD kill eachother, just so they'd shut the fk up and let me get some sleep. Evil or Very Mad

Compared to all that, it was only mildly irritating when the police knocked on my door after going up to their flat and asked if I was the one who called the police, if I was sure I'd heard a disturbance and that it was coming from their flat and then stated there were "no signs of disturbance" and that "she looked like she was asleep when we knocked." Well of course, it was over half an hour ago and I imagine she WOULD be quite tired after having all that crap going on.



Anyway, rant over...I'm sure being the Easter Weekend that they themselves were hard pressed or they'd have been there sooner.


do you just bring yourself bad luck or something? any near misses this morning?
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 11:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

steve wrote:
now i'm not usually a fan of 'this type of post' but wpmo is a very nasty fatal on a27 shoreham.
blokes leg got ripped off and head half off.
thought that a car in lane one pulled into lane 2 and knocked the rider off.
confusing thing is the rider was showing as diqualified...confusing times.

all be it. very nasty and horrible Sad


Shocked Was that yesterday? found the road was closed
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 11:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeah yesterday
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 11:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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yeah yesterday


Had a biker killed the other week at the end of my road, not nice at all
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 11:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

sad stuff Sad there were loads out yesterday and the way some of them were riding it doesn't suprise me! Shocked
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 12:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

steve wrote:
now i'm not usually a fan of 'this type of post' but wpmo is a very nasty fatal on a27 shoreham.
blokes leg got ripped off and head half off.
thought that a car in lane one pulled into lane 2 and knocked the rider off.
confusing thing is the rider was showing as diqualified...confusing times.

all be it. very nasty and horrible Sad


Sad not nice to see or hear about Sad

Wivvy wrote:
do you just bring yourself bad luck or something? any near misses this morning?


rolling on the floor laughing new keyboard please rolling on the floor laughing
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