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PostPosted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Mouse wrote:
I can't stop my ear from burning, it's really annoying.


Stop answering the phone while Ironing then Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 11:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Roughie wrote:
The Mouse wrote:
I can't stop my ear from burning, it's really annoying.


Stop answering the phone while Ironing then Rolling Eyes


Ironing

IRONING

What's that then??????? I don't know
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 11:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Mouse wrote:
Roughie wrote:
The Mouse wrote:
I can't stop my ear from burning, it's really annoying.


Stop answering the phone while Ironing then Rolling Eyes


Ironing

IRONING

What's that then??????? I don't know
That's why your ear's burning
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 11:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

wivvy's dad wrote:
The Mouse wrote:
Roughie wrote:
The Mouse wrote:
I can't stop my ear from burning, it's really annoying.


Stop answering the phone while Ironing then Rolling Eyes


Ironing

IRONING

What's that then??????? I don't know
That's why your ear's burning


At least he's not answering the phone with the new dog Very Happy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9cR8OTkcdo
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The bright spark at work who suggested making staff pay several hundred £'s a year for on-site parking.

If the 3 year pay freeze, threat of redundency and reduced redundency payouts wasn't enough they are now seriously considering this. Evil or Very Mad great way of keep staff morale up, nice one well done Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 10:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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The bright spark at work who suggested making staff pay several hundred £'s a year for on-site parking.

If the 3 year pay freeze, threat of redundency and reduced redundency payouts wasn't enough they are now seriously considering this. Evil or Very Mad great way of keep staff morale up, nice one well done Rolling Eyes


Yes but you will be helping the planet, by reducing your carbon foot print ..... now stop winging .... and go green ... Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 10:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spike wrote:
Egon wrote:
The bright spark at work who suggested making staff pay several hundred £'s a year for on-site parking.

If the 3 year pay freeze, threat of redundency and reduced redundency payouts wasn't enough they are now seriously considering this. Evil or Very Mad great way of keep staff morale up, nice one well done Rolling Eyes


Yes but you will be helping the planet, by reducing your carbon foot print ..... now stop winging .... and go green ... Rolling Eyes



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PostPosted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 12:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't want/need one, but just as a matter of interest (pardon the pun) I asked for quotes for loans from a few places after being shocked at the rates that a certain Triumph dealer were offering. Apparently my credit rating is shite... ffs. I earn a reasonably good wage, and don't have any outstanding credit card debt, loans, finace, mortgage arrears, ccj's etc etc. How on earth do they come up with this scoring stuff? Are they only interested in high risk?
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 1:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I don't want/need one, but just as a matter of interest (pardon the pun) I asked for quotes for loans from a few places after being shocked at the rates that a certain Triumph dealer were offering. Apparently my credit rating is shite... ffs. I earn a reasonably good wage, and don't have any outstanding credit card debt, loans, finace, mortgage arrears, ccj's etc etc. How on earth do they come up with this scoring stuff? Are they only interested in high risk?


Check experian and equifax and ask for your credit rating/score. I had to do this several years ago at my flat as the previous owners owned money left, right and centre to what seemed at the time the whole planet. I received nasty letters from debt collectors acting on behalf of catalogues, T-mobile, the local council etc etc. You could find that your address has been mistakenly blacklisted, that's what happened to me. A few letters and phone calls cleared the trail and it's now back to 'excellent'!
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 1:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

biggus wrote:
I don't want/need one, but just as a matter of interest (pardon the pun) I asked for quotes for loans from a few places after being shocked at the rates that a certain Triumph dealer were offering. Apparently my credit rating is shite... ffs. I earn a reasonably good wage, and don't have any outstanding credit card debt, loans, finace, mortgage arrears, ccj's etc etc. How on earth do they come up with this scoring stuff? Are they only interested in high risk?


Believe it nor not m8 its probably because you have no outstanding credit at the minute. Your credit rating is based in your abilitry to repay (your earnings) and your history of repaying. So if you have had to repay anyone a loan etc for a while then ypou have no history or repaying and are then a greater risk. Perverse but that's how itr works
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 7:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Pi*sed off as my manager at work has blatant favourites and I'm not one of them lol wouldn't be so bad but one of her favourites is crap! if only she knew Rolling Eyes


I have experienced that only too well, some of the useless twats I used to work with who still have jobs because they all sucked c**k and got pissed with the boss. I got made redundant for being bloody good at my job and working too hard.....not being a useless, drug taking, drunken tosser doesn't seem to pay!!
I'm sure she does know. Wink
Don't let them get to you Razz


It got a lot worse she bought my equivalent (the one who's crap) a box of chocolates for just doing the part of her job that everyone does. Have to laugh or I'd go mad lol never mind wouldn't want to be a favourite anyway Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 1:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fucking pricks who use things and dont put them back.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 8:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Fucking pricks who use things and dont put them back.
WHAT!!!at one oclock in the morning too Shocked shag em i say Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Waiting for new insurance docs to show up so I can get my new bike Will this day ever end?
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 8:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Finding a fox in the garden at 4 O'clock this afternoon. Decided to be nice to a fox for a change and called the dogs off. It had big holes in it's side full of maggots Barf caught it, put it in a box and called the RSPCA.

They came and shot it. Blood all over the drive.

That's the last time I call the dogs off! Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 9:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hecalledmesteve wrote:
Finding a fox in the garden at 4 O'clock this afternoon. Decided to be nice to a fox for a change and called the dogs off. It had big holes in it's side full of maggots Barf caught it, put it in a box and called the RSPCA.

They came and shot it. Blood all over the drive.

That's the last time I call the dogs off! Laughing
cheaper than a vets bill if your dogs had caught something off it.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Listening to that arrogant bitch Naomi Campbell's testimony at the War Crimes Trial. Still on the bright side she seems to have destroyed her top lip with cosmetic surgery. She is one horrible piece of work.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 5:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Listening to that arrogant bitch Naomi Campbell's testimony at the War Crimes Trial. Still on the bright side she seems to have destroyed her top lip with cosmetic surgery. She is one horrible piece of work.

i've never found anything remotely appealing about her in the slightest, physically or personality wise. I've no idea what the 'fuss' was ever about.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 7:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Still on the bright side she seems to have destroyed her top lip with cosmetic surgery.

Only the rest of her to go now Twisted Evil .
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 8:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

biggus wrote:
ninjabob wrote:
Listening to that arrogant bitch Naomi Campbell's testimony at the War Crimes Trial. Still on the bright side she seems to have destroyed her top lip with cosmetic surgery. She is one horrible piece of work.

i've never found anything remotely appealing about her in the slightest, physically or personality wise. I've no idea what the 'fuss' was ever about.


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 2:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Waiting in all morning for the insurance certificate to show up for my new bike so that it can be registered, taxed etc and it never showed up, seems some numpty at the insurance company did not send it out Royal Mail special delivery as promised... After reading the riot act over it all of a sudden they were able to email it... yesterday when I asked they said they couldn't Confused oh well. Sorted now, and the time was not entirely wasted this morning as I got some tidying done in the garage Smile
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 2:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

biggus wrote:
Waiting in all morning for the insurance certificate to show up for my new bike so that it can be registered, taxed etc and it never showed up, seems some numpty at the insurance company did not send it out Royal Mail special delivery as promised... After reading the riot act over it all of a sudden they were able to email it... yesterday when I asked they said they couldn't Confused oh well. Sorted now, and the time was not entirely wasted this morning as I got some tidying done in the garage Smile


NEW BIKE!! what ya got?
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 2:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Being told that my start time for Ascot tomorrow is actually 7.30am and not 8am as I had expected. Ok so 30 minutes earlier is not so much of a big deal .... except I am working tonight as well and wont be home until 3.30/4am tomorrow morning.... I really could have used that extra 30 minutes sleep.

Now trying to decide if it will be worth me going to sleep at all or if it will make me even more tired! Shall I just load up on Red Bull and stay awake?????
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 2:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

PJ_DJ wrote:
biggus wrote:
Waiting in all morning for the insurance certificate to show up for my new bike so that it can be registered, taxed etc and it never showed up, seems some numpty at the insurance company did not send it out Royal Mail special delivery as promised... After reading the riot act over it all of a sudden they were able to email it... yesterday when I asked they said they couldn't Confused oh well. Sorted now, and the time was not entirely wasted this morning as I got some tidying done in the garage Smile


NEW BIKE!! what ya got?


Nothing yet... pick it up tomorrow Razz your "forum dad" would like it Razz

Clues...
they make motorcycles, and bra's too apparently...
famous salt flats in Utah,
a drink with jam and bread,
one less than all the dalmations...
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 3:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

biggus wrote:
PJ_DJ wrote:
biggus wrote:
Waiting in all morning for the insurance certificate to show up for my new bike so that it can be registered, taxed etc and it never showed up, seems some numpty at the insurance company did not send it out Royal Mail special delivery as promised... After reading the riot act over it all of a sudden they were able to email it... yesterday when I asked they said they couldn't Confused oh well. Sorted now, and the time was not entirely wasted this morning as I got some tidying done in the garage Smile


NEW BIKE!! what ya got?


Nothing yet... pick it up tomorrow Razz your "forum dad" would like it Razz

Clues...
they make motorcycles, and bra's too apparently...
famous salt flats in Utah,
a drink with jam and bread,
one less than all the dalmations...


fucking hell first a 125 now this, you having some sort of midlife bike crisis or something Twisted Evil
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