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Taz · Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 12:25 pm Post subject:

45 hours and will be on Eurotunnel for Millau with 15 others

FTLOY
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biggus · Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 12:33 pm Post subject:

GG · CBT'er Joined: 26 Jun 2010 Posts: 125 Location: Surrey

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Having my bike for 11 weeks and hitting 4000 miles today Laughing

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biggus · Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 4:37 pm Post subject:

Tinks · Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 9:56 pm Post subject:

Ordering a new Hagon shock for the Bandit Smile

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biggus · Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 11:12 pm Post subject:

Windy · Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 8:17 am Post subject:

I had a 5am wake up call. Baby moved for the first time. Wierd feeling!
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biggus · Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 9:21 am Post subject:

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biggus · Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 9:26 am Post subject:

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The UK’s Economics & Finance Ministry
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Thursday, September 30, 2010

Our Ref: UK/TREAS/898ATCP
Your ref: UK/IMF/7890/121

INTERNATIONAL RESOLUTION ON UNPAID FUND PAYMENT (FILE CODE - UK/IMF/7890/121).

HM Treasury, in full Her Majesty's Treasury, informally The Treasury, is the United Kingdom government department responsible for developing and executing the British government's public finance policy and economic policy. The Treasury maintains the Combined Online Information System (COINS) containing a detailed analysis of departmental spending under thousands of category headings.

We have taken time to review your online email communication messages on your unsuccessful transactions with most European banks and other foreign banks in Africa. We wish to let you know that we have communicated with most of these foreign banks that withheld most international payments to individual accounts so as to find out why these funds were withheld, the source of the funds and a final solution to this problem. Although you are reading from us for the first time, we have been working very hard on this issue and making progress on our research on why international banks has failed to completely credit funds to international owners/beneficiaries account.

Conclusively, we discovered that most of these withheld and/or unpaid funds being remitted to individual accounts abroad originated from Lottery Organizations, international trading companies awarded contract funds and deceased personals.

Such transfer suspension was placed on these funds because majority of these international fund remittance/transfer of over the total sum of $500,000 and above to private European/Non European residence accounts abroad, usually carried out by foreign Banks, Private or Commercial Courier Companies were never properly recorded by the paying institution for future file reference/assessment by the International Monetary Fund and the Financial Services Authorities.

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Through the assistance of the International Criminal Police Organization (ICPO) to investigate and release suspended, withheld and/or unpaid Inheritance/Award Winning/Contract funds to its beneficiaries account abroad, we were able to gain an approval authorization letter from Her Majesty's Courts Service which stated that these funds will be released by these European banks and other foreign banks to its beneficiary's account on proper confirmation of its claim.

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George Osbourne now has to resort to using his mobile phone due to the states financial matters Laughing

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biggus · Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 10:51 am Post subject:

Windy · Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 11:20 am Post subject:

V · 18 January 2011 is its due date

biggus · Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 2:14 pm Post subject:

WMMST... Steak sandwich and a Guinness

with a mate at lunchtime. You know who you are Laughing

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Posh Bird · Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 2:36 pm Post subject:

Lots and lots of Belgian chocolates Chocoholic

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Tango · Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 3:23 pm Post subject:

Tusky ...... that is rolling on the floor laughing

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Suzibabe · Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 8:44 pm Post subject:

Great to read everyone's good news 2 Thumbs up

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GG · CBT'er Joined: 26 Jun 2010 Posts: 125 Location: Surrey

WMMST

Finishing my run of 6 night shifts and having a long weekend to recover Very Happy

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biggus · Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 9:18 am Post subject:

Getting out on my CB1300 for the first time in months and laying a few darkies on damp roads... forgotten how much more potent that the triumph the CB is Embarrassed

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There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.

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darkdreamsgal · Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 11:46 am Post subject:

On holiday from tomorrow!! Very Happy

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