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PostPosted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 9:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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WMMST: Handing in my notice Smile Although it was rather like having to deal with a break-up! Sad


Wow, good for you! and hope the new lot treat you better x
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 9:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Both Smile Was headhunted at the right time, I guess!

Great... Good for you ... Congratulation........ I hope the job ends up better than the last one.....

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 9:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

darkdreamsgal wrote:
WMMST: Handing in my notice Smile Although it was rather like having to deal with a break-up! Sad


Well done Very Happy

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Booking the ferry for my next jaunt to France, next month Very Happy


GFR Giving you the finger Wink Smile
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 12:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

45 hours and will be on Eurotunnel for Millau with 15 others

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 12:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Taz wrote:
45 hours and will be on Eurotunnel for Millau with 15 others

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p.s. FTLOY © Ninjabob Smile Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 4:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

WMMST

Having my bike for 11 weeks and hitting 4000 miles today Laughing

Lovin it!
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 4:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Having my bike for 11 weeks and hitting 4000 miles today Laughing

Lovin it!


And there you have it ladies and genitalmen. JRTFT Smile

4,000 miles suggests it's due a service - southernspeed comes recommended Shamless Plug
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 9:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ordering a new Hagon shock for the Bandit Smile
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 11:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Ordering a new Hagon shock for the Bandit Smile

Bling Bling old one gone a bit pogo-stick like? Smile
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 8:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I had a 5am wake up call. Baby moved for the first time. Wierd feeling!
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 8:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I had a 5am wake up call. Baby moved for the first time. Wierd feeling!


Now you know what a washing machine feels like Smile

Always used to fascinate watching Madam's tummy contort into the weirdest shapes Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 9:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I had a 5am wake up call. Baby moved for the first time. Wierd feeling!


You obviously haven't been to many South Croydon curry houses eh Laughing

Exciting stuff eh. How long to go now?
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 9:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Windy Z750 wrote:
I had a 5am wake up call. Baby moved for the first time. Wierd feeling!


You obviously haven't been to many South Croydon curry houses eh Laughing

Exciting stuff eh. How long to go now?


Erm, hello???? "4 months to go and counting, Mr Bond" ????? Doh!!!
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 9:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Windy Z750 wrote:
I had a 5am wake up call. Baby moved for the first time. Wierd feeling!


You obviously haven't been to many South Croydon curry houses eh Laughing

Exciting stuff eh. How long to go now?


Erm, hello???? "4 months to go and counting, Mr Bond" ????? Doh!!!


Embarrassed
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 10:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The UK’s Economics & Finance Ministry
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Thursday, September 30, 2010

Our Ref: UK/TREAS/898ATCP
Your ref: UK/IMF/7890/121


INTERNATIONAL RESOLUTION ON UNPAID FUND PAYMENT (FILE CODE - UK/IMF/7890/121).

HM Treasury, in full Her Majesty's Treasury, informally The Treasury, is the United Kingdom government department responsible for developing and executing the British government's public finance policy and economic policy. The Treasury maintains the Combined Online Information System (COINS) containing a detailed analysis of departmental spending under thousands of category headings.

We have taken time to review your online email communication messages on your unsuccessful transactions with most European banks and other foreign banks in Africa. We wish to let you know that we have communicated with most of these foreign banks that withheld most international payments to individual accounts so as to find out why these funds were withheld, the source of the funds and a final solution to this problem. Although you are reading from us for the first time, we have been working very hard on this issue and making progress on our research on why international banks has failed to completely credit funds to international owners/beneficiaries account.

Conclusively, we discovered that most of these withheld and/or unpaid funds being remitted to individual accounts abroad originated from Lottery Organizations, international trading companies awarded contract funds and deceased personals.

Such transfer suspension was placed on these funds because majority of these international fund remittance/transfer of over the total sum of $500,000 and above to private European/Non European residence accounts abroad, usually carried out by foreign Banks, Private or Commercial Courier Companies were never properly recorded by the paying institution for future file reference/assessment by the International Monetary Fund and the Financial Services Authorities.

In joint alliance with the HM Revenue & Customs, the European Financial Service Commission & the International Monetary Fund (IMF) to resolve this issue, we wish to let you know that we have been approved to release only the total sum of Five Million Pounds (Ј5,000,000.00 GBP) as Government Grant from the HM Treasury to enable you start up your own business.

Through the assistance of the International Criminal Police Organization (ICPO) to investigate and release suspended, withheld and/or unpaid Inheritance/Award Winning/Contract funds to its beneficiaries account abroad, we were able to gain an approval authorization letter from Her Majesty's Courts Service which stated that these funds will be released by these European banks and other foreign banks to its beneficiary's account on proper confirmation of its claim.

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By the virtue of the provision of the law which confer on us powers to advocate, adjudicate suspend and authorize an immediate transfer of your funds internationally, we hereby state emphatically and without prejudice that should there be any information that may succeed your application for fund release that are currently deposited in most European banks and other foreign banks in Asia and in Africa, please do not hesitate to provide us the information so that we will know how to help you receive your funds.

Important Notice: Your inability to make this clarification for fund transfer with the International Monetary Fund (IMF) will continue to suspend your chances of receiving any international payment directed to your local bank account from any foreign bank until this clarification is made.

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Blimey Shocked George Osbourne now has to resort to using his mobile phone due to the states financial matters Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 10:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tusky wrote:
The UK’s Economics & Finance Ministry


This is surely an opportunity for a wonky hotmail account and a reappearance of mr Paul Skinback Laughing



Or perhaps the special code as per Phoenix/HCMS previously Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 11:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Miss G wrote:
biggus wrote:
Windy Z750 wrote:
I had a 5am wake up call. Baby moved for the first time. Wierd feeling!


You obviously haven't been to many South Croydon curry houses eh Laughing

Exciting stuff eh. How long to go now?


Erm, hello???? "4 months to go and counting, Mr Bond" ????? Doh!!!


Embarrassed


18 January 2011 is its due date Shocked
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 12:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Windy Z750 wrote:
biggus wrote:
Miss G wrote:
biggus wrote:
Windy Z750 wrote:
I had a 5am wake up call. Baby moved for the first time. Wierd feeling!


You obviously haven't been to many South Croydon curry houses eh Laughing

Exciting stuff eh. How long to go now?


Erm, hello???? "4 months to go and counting, Mr Bond" ????? Doh!!!


Embarrassed


18 January 2011 is its due date Shocked


That confirms it.... no dancing at the christmas do for you young lady!!!
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 2:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

WMMST... Steak sandwich and a Guinness with a mate at lunchtime. You know who you are Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 2:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lots and lots of Belgian chocolates Chocoholic
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Tusky ...... that is rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 8:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Great to read everyone's good news 2 Thumbs up
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 9:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

WMMST

Finishing my run of 6 night shifts and having a long weekend to recover Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 9:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Getting out on my CB1300 for the first time in months and laying a few darkies on damp roads... forgotten how much more potent that the triumph the CB is Embarrassed Wheelie Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 11:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

On holiday from tomorrow!! Very Happy
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