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bumble Drag Racer


Joined: 28 Apr 2011 Posts: 551 Location: tell you when i get there!
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 12:41 pm Post subject: |
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having one of the dodgy beko fridge freezers!  |
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darkdreamsgal MotoGP Racer


Joined: 14 Aug 2009 Posts: 2074 Location: Wimbledon
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 3:31 pm Post subject: |
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Bosses  _________________ Baby Biker Babe!
"You must be a lawyer"
"What makes you say that?"
"You've got that sharp, useless look about you"
Yes, they are, and no, you can't  |
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BarryH Cabbage club member #1


Joined: 25 Jun 2004 Posts: 7579
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 2:24 pm Post subject: |
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The arseholes I'm subbing to. They couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery.
Stuff was supposed to be delivered to site on the Isle of Dogs aka A Stinking Shitehole, on a pre 9am delivery. I get there at 0730. 9am comes and goes, no delivery. I get on the phone, "oh its gone out on an overnight" Bloody brilliant, could be delivered from anything upto 1730 tonight.
Got to noon, still bloody nothing. Get on the blower again. "oh its ok its all being delivered by about 1330, only prob is that its being deliverd here in Bournemouth at Head Office. Can you come and pick it up?"
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nosnowking World Superbike Racer

Joined: 23 Apr 2009 Posts: 1907
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 8:54 pm Post subject: |
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My fcuking boss.......I've been asking for some weekend time off for the last 3 months. Haven't had a weekend off for the last 10 months (actually, more like 10 years). I always get the reply, "Oh, well, any changes to the rota are subject to a 3 month consultation period etc etc...."
Today I find out one of my over-fertile-benefit-sponging colleagues has asked to cut his hours for tax credit reasons, and he has been given Sundays off, effective immediately, because, "We don't need all those staff working on a Sunday anyway!"
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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:54 am Post subject: |
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WPMOT... Work  _________________
www.bigguspicus.co.uk
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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Miss G World Superbike Racer


Joined: 19 Jun 2009 Posts: 1513
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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 7:18 pm Post subject: |
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WPMOT: my girls have gone on holiday with their dad for 3 (yes THREE) weeks in Spain, and the poxy weather isn't good enough to get out on the Strumpet to take my mind off missing them  _________________ An open mouth is a straight line to the mind.
I’m impressed, I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head before. |
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andi Polishes his nuts


Joined: 07 May 2008 Posts: 1828 Location: Basingstoke
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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:55 pm Post subject: |
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6 hours crawling around under the poxy 106 on my day off. _________________
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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:12 pm Post subject: |
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andi wrote: | 6 hours crawling around under the poxy 106 on my day off. |
Should've it
WPMOT... Work... again  _________________
www.bigguspicus.co.uk
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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Nuclear Red Speedway Rider


Joined: 07 Mar 2008 Posts: 519
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 1:46 pm Post subject: |
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Biggus,
You are showing all the signs of a man who needs to run his own business.
Most satisfying/terrifying/disasterous/successfull (delete as required) thing you can do. _________________ Blue smoke and a ring ding ding |
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Tiny MotoGP Racer


Joined: 10 Dec 2004 Posts: 2519 Location: God's Right Hand
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 1:50 pm Post subject: |
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Nuclear Red wrote: | Biggus,
You are showing all the signs of a man who needs to run his own business.
Most satisfying/terrifying/disasterous/successfull (delete as required) thing you can do. |
Great idea. Wish I had the skills/experience/ideas to do that! _________________ I'd rather have a full bottle infront of me, than a full frontal Lobotomy |
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satvc Pedestrian

Joined: 15 Jul 2011 Posts: 17
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 2:18 pm Post subject: |
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Tiny! Your avatar picture scares me!!
Only coz they look like my legs in that photo??? |
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Taz MotoGP Racer


Joined: 13 Apr 2009 Posts: 3995 Location: As far away from reality as possible
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 2:33 pm Post subject: |
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And there's me thinking he took the photo _________________ "Deja Moo" the feeling you have heard this Bullshit before |
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bumble Drag Racer


Joined: 28 Apr 2011 Posts: 551 Location: tell you when i get there!
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 2:51 pm Post subject: |
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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 3:00 pm Post subject: |
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Nuclear Red wrote: | Biggus,
You are showing all the signs of a man who needs to run his own business.
Most satisfying/terrifying/disasterous/successfull (delete as required) thing you can do. |
Tell me about it. Can see it happening in the not to distant future. Doing some consultancy work on the side here and there to test the water a little. _________________
www.bigguspicus.co.uk
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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Tiny MotoGP Racer


Joined: 10 Dec 2004 Posts: 2519 Location: God's Right Hand
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 3:09 pm Post subject: |
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satvc wrote: | Tiny! Your avatar picture scares me!!
Only coz they look like my legs in that photo??? |
It looks like a bad Santa!
Were you a naughty boy this year?  _________________ I'd rather have a full bottle infront of me, than a full frontal Lobotomy |
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bumble Drag Racer


Joined: 28 Apr 2011 Posts: 551 Location: tell you when i get there!
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:02 am Post subject: |
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got called out to work last night to a cat trap i had set,
someone heard it go off so called me,
got there and there was a chicken in it!
grrrrrrr |
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southernspeed MotoGP Racer


Joined: 29 Sep 2008 Posts: 4132 Location: Froststead.
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:06 am Post subject: |
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bumble wrote: | got called out to work last night to a cat trap i had set,
someone heard it go off so called me,
got there and there was a chicken in it!
grrrrrrr |
Cat trap, chickens?? What on earth do you do for a living? _________________ It's not the speed of life that bothers me, it's the sudden stop at the end!
www.carshaltonmcc.com
www.surreysportsmotorcycles.com
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nosnowking World Superbike Racer

Joined: 23 Apr 2009 Posts: 1907
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:17 am Post subject: |
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southernspeed wrote: | bumble wrote: | got called out to work last night to a cat trap i had set,
someone heard it go off so called me,
got there and there was a chicken in it!
grrrrrrr |
Cat trap, chickens?? What on earth do you do for a living? |
Chef in a chinese restaurant |
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bumble Drag Racer


Joined: 28 Apr 2011 Posts: 551 Location: tell you when i get there!
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:25 am Post subject: |
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nosnowking wrote: | southernspeed wrote: | bumble wrote: | got called out to work last night to a cat trap i had set,
someone heard it go off so called me,
got there and there was a chicken in it!
grrrrrrr |
Cat trap, chickens?? What on earth do you do for a living? |
Chef in a chinese restaurant |
i work for cats protection, i trap stray cats, well i try to but normally get ducks, chickens, hedgehogs everything but! |
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andi Polishes his nuts


Joined: 07 May 2008 Posts: 1828 Location: Basingstoke
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 12:42 pm Post subject: |
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Wasp/Bee/unknown insect sting from whatever got stuck in my helmet  _________________
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Taz MotoGP Racer


Joined: 13 Apr 2009 Posts: 3995 Location: As far away from reality as possible
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 2:11 pm Post subject: |
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andi wrote: | Wasp/Bee/unknown insect sting from whatever got stuck in my helmet  |
you should be reported to the RSPCA :O _________________ "Deja Moo" the feeling you have heard this Bullshit before |
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NAPA121 Mini Moto racer


Joined: 20 Aug 2005 Posts: 971 Location: Sidcup, Kent
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 2:58 pm Post subject: |
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Not being able to hire a track bike so I'm going to have to use my own again on Sunday ...Hope I stay rubber side down  _________________ Teamwork makes the Dreamwork! |
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PJ_DJ Son of Athos


Joined: 18 Feb 2009 Posts: 3179 Location: Da Cronx
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 3:14 pm Post subject: |
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andi wrote: | Wasp/Bee/unknown insect sting from whatever got stuck in my helmet  |
Why were you trying to fuck an insect  _________________ Anything you say may be taken down and used as evidence in a court of law, or boxhill forum!!
The only reason I'm fat is because everytime I f&*ked your mum she gave me a biscuit!
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Sharky TT Racer


Joined: 06 Dec 2009 Posts: 1163 Location: At bloody work probably!
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 9:58 am Post subject: |
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WORK, work, work, work, work, work. All i seem to bloody do these days is work. i actually had 4 days off this week.... and it pissed with rain the whole time. Then the day i came back to work, yep, bright sunny and warm.
FFS!
 _________________ Not man enough for an R1....... FZ1's are cooler anyway  |
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Tango Sicknote - The Prophet Of Doom


Joined: 30 Dec 2005 Posts: 5854 Location: Looking for a + 10 @ Rising :-0
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 12:07 pm Post subject: |
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djSharky wrote: | WORK, work, work, work, work, work. All i seem to bloody do these days is work. i actually had 4 days off this week.... and it pissed with rain the whole time. Then the day i came back to work, yep, bright sunny and warm.
FFS!
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You after my rep ........... ...  _________________
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