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bumble
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 12:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

having one of the dodgy beko fridge freezers! Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 3:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bosses Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 2:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The arseholes I'm subbing to. They couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery.
Stuff was supposed to be delivered to site on the Isle of Dogs aka A Stinking Shitehole, on a pre 9am delivery. I get there at 0730. 9am comes and goes, no delivery. I get on the phone, "oh its gone out on an overnight" Bloody brilliant, could be delivered from anything upto 1730 tonight.
Got to noon, still bloody nothing. Get on the blower again. "oh its ok its all being delivered by about 1330, only prob is that its being deliverd here in Bournemouth at Head Office. Can you come and pick it up?"

............wankers, still charging them a full days money.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 8:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My fcuking boss.......I've been asking for some weekend time off for the last 3 months. Haven't had a weekend off for the last 10 months (actually, more like 10 years). I always get the reply, "Oh, well, any changes to the rota are subject to a 3 month consultation period etc etc...."

Today I find out one of my over-fertile-benefit-sponging colleagues has asked to cut his hours for tax credit reasons, and he has been given Sundays off, effective immediately, because, "We don't need all those staff working on a Sunday anyway!"

Cnuts!
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

WPMOT... Work Against a brick wall
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 7:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

WPMOT: my girls have gone on holiday with their dad for 3 (yes THREE) weeks in Spain, and the poxy weather isn't good enough to get out on the Strumpet to take my mind off missing them Sad
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

6 hours crawling around under the poxy 106 on my day off.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

andi wrote:
6 hours crawling around under the poxy 106 on my day off.


Should've Flame it Smile

WPMOT... Work... again Against a brick wall
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 1:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Biggus,

You are showing all the signs of a man who needs to run his own business.

Most satisfying/terrifying/disasterous/successfull (delete as required) thing you can do.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 1:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nuclear Red wrote:
Biggus,

You are showing all the signs of a man who needs to run his own business.

Most satisfying/terrifying/disasterous/successfull (delete as required) thing you can do.


Great idea. Wish I had the skills/experience/ideas to do that!
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 2:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tiny! Your avatar picture scares me!!

Only coz they look like my legs in that photo???
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 2:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And there's me thinking he took the photo
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 2:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 3:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nuclear Red wrote:
Biggus,

You are showing all the signs of a man who needs to run his own business.

Most satisfying/terrifying/disasterous/successfull (delete as required) thing you can do.


Tell me about it. Can see it happening in the not to distant future. Doing some consultancy work on the side here and there to test the water a little.
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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't

There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.

98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 3:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Tiny! Your avatar picture scares me!!

Only coz they look like my legs in that photo???


It looks like a bad Santa!

Were you a naughty boy this year? Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

got called out to work last night to a cat trap i had set,
someone heard it go off so called me,
got there and there was a chicken in it!
grrrrrrr
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

bumble wrote:
got called out to work last night to a cat trap i had set,
someone heard it go off so called me,
got there and there was a chicken in it!
grrrrrrr

Cat trap, chickens?? What on earth do you do for a living?
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

southernspeed wrote:
bumble wrote:
got called out to work last night to a cat trap i had set,
someone heard it go off so called me,
got there and there was a chicken in it!
grrrrrrr

Cat trap, chickens?? What on earth do you do for a living?


Chef in a chinese restaurant
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

nosnowking wrote:
southernspeed wrote:
bumble wrote:
got called out to work last night to a cat trap i had set,
someone heard it go off so called me,
got there and there was a chicken in it!
grrrrrrr

Cat trap, chickens?? What on earth do you do for a living?


Chef in a chinese restaurant


rolling on the floor laughing

i work for cats protection, i trap stray cats, well i try to but normally get ducks, chickens, hedgehogs everything but!
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 12:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wasp/Bee/unknown insect sting from whatever got stuck in my helmet Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 2:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

andi wrote:
Wasp/Bee/unknown insect sting from whatever got stuck in my helmet Evil or Very Mad


you should be reported to the RSPCA :O
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 2:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not being able to hire a track bike so I'm going to have to use my own again on Sunday Sad ...Hope I stay rubber side down Shocked
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 3:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

andi wrote:
Wasp/Bee/unknown insect sting from whatever got stuck in my helmet Evil or Very Mad


Why were you trying to fuck an insect Confused
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 9:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

WORK, work, work, work, work, work. All i seem to bloody do these days is work. i actually had 4 days off this week.... and it pissed with rain the whole time. Then the day i came back to work, yep, bright sunny and warm.

FFS!

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 12:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

djSharky wrote:
WORK, work, work, work, work, work. All i seem to bloody do these days is work. i actually had 4 days off this week.... and it pissed with rain the whole time. Then the day i came back to work, yep, bright sunny and warm.

FFS!

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