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Sharky TT Racer


Joined: 06 Dec 2009 Posts: 1163 Location: At bloody work probably!
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 9:15 am Post subject: |
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| wivvy's dad wrote: | | djSharky wrote: | My sister has proved her loving generosity once again, she and her husband bagged a large, but not lifechanging sum of cash on the recent euro draw and came over with an Indian takeaway for us, which was nice. She then handed me a £1000 cheque and told us that we need a holiday!
The moral of the story kids... Be nice to your siblings early in life and you may end up on a beech in Cyprus
Of course id do the same for her if roles were reversed, but it's such a nice gesture I've been smiling all day! |
What's your sisters address?
I have a begging letter all ready to go...............................  |
I'll ask her on your behalf WD....  _________________ Not man enough for an R1....... FZ1's are cooler anyway  |
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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 12:27 pm Post subject: |
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WMMST... I've bought a tent to replace the one that got eaten by mice 15 years ago if it arrives before the w/e I might strap it to the motor-sickle and f*ck off somewhere with it to test it out
<cue "camp" jokes> _________________
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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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Taz MotoGP Racer


Joined: 13 Apr 2009 Posts: 3995 Location: As far away from reality as possible
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 12:46 pm Post subject: |
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| biggus wrote: | WMMST... I've bought a tent to replace the one that got eaten by mice 15 years ago if it arrives before the w/e I might strap it to the motor-sickle and f*ck off somewhere with it to test it out
<cue "camp" jokes> |
You better hope it is water proof then _________________ "Deja Moo" the feeling you have heard this Bullshit before |
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ninjabob Nuggetmeister


Joined: 27 Sep 2004 Posts: 3352 Location: 48.066895,12.862673
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 1:11 pm Post subject: |
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| biggus wrote: | WMMST... I've bought a tent to replace the one that got eaten by mice 15 years ago if it arrives before the w/e I might strap it to the motor-sickle and f*ck off somewhere with it to test it out
<cue "camp" jokes> |
Obviously your recent purchase of the Triple has had an adverse effect on your finances  _________________ "Those who understand compound interest are destined to collect it.
Those who don't are doomed to pay it." |
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HCMS Slack Alice/Gay Martian


Joined: 01 Dec 2008 Posts: 3794 Location: Scratching head at Tusky's hairpin racing line
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 1:16 pm Post subject: |
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| biggus wrote: | WMMST... I've bought a tent to replace the one that got eaten by mice 15 years ago if it arrives before the w/e I might strap it to the motor-sickle and f*ck off somewhere with it to test it out
<cue "camp" jokes> |
See you in the Peak District then! _________________ It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes. - Douglas Adams.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 1:31 pm Post subject: |
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| Taz wrote: | | You better hope it is water proof then |
| ninjabob wrote: | Obviously your recent purchase of the Triple has had an adverse effect on your finances  |
nah, just life in general has...
| HCMS wrote: | | See you in the Peak District then! |
ermmmm... nope... you won't...  _________________
www.bigguspicus.co.uk
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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bumble Drag Racer


Joined: 28 Apr 2011 Posts: 551 Location: tell you when i get there!
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:01 pm Post subject: |
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will find out if mine is waterproof this weekend also!
need to figure out later how to get a sleepingbag/tent/matt, and loads of other women crap on the back of my bike!
yes your all proffesionals on here that will tell me how easy it is now!  |
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PJ_DJ Son of Athos


Joined: 18 Feb 2009 Posts: 3179 Location: Da Cronx
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:23 pm Post subject: |
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| bumble wrote: | will find out if mine is waterproof this weekend also!
need to figure out later how to get a sleepingbag/tent/matt, and loads of other women crap on the back of my bike!
yes your all proffesionals on here that will tell me how easy it is now!  |
Fuck that take the car, you got room for a cool box full of booze and hair straightners as well then  _________________ Anything you say may be taken down and used as evidence in a court of law, or boxhill forum!!
The only reason I'm fat is because everytime I f&*ked your mum she gave me a biscuit!
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BarryH Cabbage club member #1


Joined: 25 Jun 2004 Posts: 7579
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:27 pm Post subject: |
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| biggus wrote: | WMMST... I've bought a tent to replace the one that got eaten by mice 15 years ago if it arrives before the w/e I might strap it to the motor-sickle and f*ck off somewhere with it to test it out
<cue "camp" jokes> |
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PJ_DJ Son of Athos


Joined: 18 Feb 2009 Posts: 3179 Location: Da Cronx
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:39 pm Post subject: |
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| BarryH wrote: | | biggus wrote: | WMMST... I've bought a tent to replace the one that got eaten by mice 15 years ago if it arrives before the w/e I might strap it to the motor-sickle and f*ck off somewhere with it to test it out
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first cub to achive a welding badge  _________________ Anything you say may be taken down and used as evidence in a court of law, or boxhill forum!!
The only reason I'm fat is because everytime I f&*ked your mum she gave me a biscuit!
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HCMS Slack Alice/Gay Martian


Joined: 01 Dec 2008 Posts: 3794 Location: Scratching head at Tusky's hairpin racing line
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:45 pm Post subject: |
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| PJ_DJ wrote: | | BarryH wrote: | | biggus wrote: | WMMST... I've bought a tent to replace the one that got eaten by mice 15 years ago if it arrives before the w/e I might strap it to the motor-sickle and f*ck off somewhere with it to test it out
<cue "camp" jokes> |
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first cub to achive a welding badge  |
 _________________ It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes. - Douglas Adams.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
100 Mile Cycle for Macmillan on 4th August 13. Please donate if you can!
http://uk.virginmoneygiving.com/PeterSnell |
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HCMS Slack Alice/Gay Martian


Joined: 01 Dec 2008 Posts: 3794 Location: Scratching head at Tusky's hairpin racing line
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:48 pm Post subject: |
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| bumble wrote: | yes your all proffesionals on here that will tell me how easy it is now!  |
LOTS OF BUNGEES! _________________ It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes. - Douglas Adams.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
100 Mile Cycle for Macmillan on 4th August 13. Please donate if you can!
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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 3:14 pm Post subject: |
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| PJ_DJ wrote: | | BarryH wrote: | | biggus wrote: | WMMST... I've bought a tent to replace the one that got eaten by mice 15 years ago if it arrives before the w/e I might strap it to the motor-sickle and f*ck off somewhere with it to test it out
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first cub to achive a welding badge  |
you fuckers. I hate you all  _________________
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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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keith Despatch Rider


Joined: 05 Jul 2009 Posts: 239
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 8:50 am Post subject: |
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Getting the course work through the post for the diploma i am taking in body piercing  _________________ www.klawrence-plastering.co.uk |
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PJ_DJ Son of Athos


Joined: 18 Feb 2009 Posts: 3179 Location: Da Cronx
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 8:57 am Post subject: |
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Got up early and came into work on the bike the long way round today so I can head straight off to Box after work for the 'Friday is Chips Day Run'
and if that wasn't enough, doing it on a bike with a new mot, fresh rubber and valve clearences all done by Southern speed. Bike feels lovely  _________________ Anything you say may be taken down and used as evidence in a court of law, or boxhill forum!!
The only reason I'm fat is because everytime I f&*ked your mum she gave me a biscuit!
You're Never Alone With Schizophrenia
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Miss G World Superbike Racer


Joined: 19 Jun 2009 Posts: 1513
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 10:29 am Post subject: |
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WMMST: "Friday is Chips Day"* run this evening
*(C) PJ DJ _________________ An open mouth is a straight line to the mind.
I’m impressed, I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head before. |
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andi Polishes his nuts


Joined: 07 May 2008 Posts: 1828 Location: Basingstoke
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 11:14 am Post subject: |
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Day off and the suns out . Going training now for a couple of hours then will crash in front of the TV to watch todays stage from the Tour De France . I might even have a beer later as I am now allowed to drink again . Its been far too long  _________________
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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 2:40 pm Post subject: |
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| Tango wrote: | | biggus wrote: | | Tango wrote: | I could get on that at chavelstone then ... could be my next trip out on the instrument of torture ...  |
You've still got the XT660 then?  |
At least I don't ride a girlie's bike .............  |
I'd rather ride a girlies bike like a man than a mans bike like a girl  _________________
www.bigguspicus.co.uk
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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BarryH Cabbage club member #1


Joined: 25 Jun 2004 Posts: 7579
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 2:59 pm Post subject: |
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Text messages betwixt my daughter and the Biatch.
Biatch " Seen your dad, is he home"
Daughter "No his gone for a bimble on his bike"
Biatch "you mean a "spaz"
Daughter "No mum, his on that Bobber. He goes for a spaz on a sportsbike and a bimble on the bobber. He just looks like a spaz!"
Thanks daughter. I love you too. The bank of dad is now closed....... |
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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 3:02 pm Post subject: |
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| BarryH wrote: | Text messages betwixt my daughter and the Biatch.
Biatch " Seen your dad, is he home"
Daughter "No his gone for a bimble on his bike"
Biatch "you mean a "spaz"
Daughter "No mum, his on that Bobber. He goes for a spaz on a sportsbike and a bimble on the bobber. He just looks like a spaz!"
Thanks daughter. I love you too. The bank of dad is now closed....... |
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www.bigguspicus.co.uk
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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Taz MotoGP Racer


Joined: 13 Apr 2009 Posts: 3995 Location: As far away from reality as possible
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 3:11 pm Post subject: |
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| BarryH wrote: | Text messages betwixt my daughter and the Biatch.
Biatch " Seen your dad, is he home"
Daughter "No his gone for a bimble on his bike"
Biatch "you mean a "spaz"
Daughter "No mum, his on that Bobber. He goes for a spaz on a sportsbike and a bimble on the bobber. He just looks like a spaz!"
Thanks daughter. I love you too. The bank of dad is now closed....... |
Murdoch got to your Daughter to eh! _________________ "Deja Moo" the feeling you have heard this Bullshit before |
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Benny130 Trials Rider


Joined: 12 Jul 2010 Posts: 268 Location: West Sussex
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 3:39 pm Post subject: |
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Out of the mouths of babes  |
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PJ_DJ Son of Athos


Joined: 18 Feb 2009 Posts: 3179 Location: Da Cronx
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 4:00 pm Post subject: |
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| Benny130 wrote: | Out of the mouths of babes  |
She ain't no babe, but funny none the less  _________________ Anything you say may be taken down and used as evidence in a court of law, or boxhill forum!!
The only reason I'm fat is because everytime I f&*ked your mum she gave me a biscuit!
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Tango Sicknote - The Prophet Of Doom


Joined: 30 Dec 2005 Posts: 5854 Location: Looking for a + 10 @ Rising :-0
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 7:34 pm Post subject: |
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| biggus wrote: | | Tango wrote: | | biggus wrote: | | Tango wrote: | I could get on that at chavelstone then ... could be my next trip out on the instrument of torture ...  |
You've still got the XT660 then?  |
At least I don't ride a girlie's bike .............  |
I'd rather ride a girlies bike like a man than a mans bike like a girl  |
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boudicas Kermit


Joined: 26 Jul 2008 Posts: 2987 Location: Bletchingley, Surrey
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 7:41 pm Post subject: |
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I'm sat watching my Granddaughter in her school play. Never been so proud or so happy in my life  _________________ Opinions are like assholes...... Ahhh Fcuk it - YOUR WRONG !!!
Read my Blog at www.mrboudicas.blogspot.co.uk
See my Videos and hear my rants at www.youtube.com/BoudicasUsefulStuff |
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