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PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 9:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

wivvy's dad wrote:
djSharky wrote:
My sister has proved her loving generosity once again, she and her husband bagged a large, but not lifechanging sum of cash on the recent euro draw and came over with an Indian takeaway for us, which was nice. She then handed me a £1000 cheque and told us that we need a holiday!

The moral of the story kids... Be nice to your siblings early in life and you may end up on a beech in Cyprus Very Happy

Of course id do the same for her if roles were reversed, but it's such a nice gesture I've been smiling all day!


What's your sisters address?
I have a begging letter all ready to go............................... Laughing


Laughing I'll ask her on your behalf WD.... Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 12:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

WMMST... I've bought a tent to replace the one that got eaten by mice 15 years ago Embarrassed if it arrives before the w/e I might strap it to the motor-sickle and f*ck off somewhere with it to test it out Razz

<cue "camp" jokes>
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 12:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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WMMST... I've bought a tent to replace the one that got eaten by mice 15 years ago Embarrassed if it arrives before the w/e I might strap it to the motor-sickle and f*ck off somewhere with it to test it out Razz

<cue "camp" jokes>


You better hope it is water proof then
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 1:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

biggus wrote:
WMMST... I've bought a tent to replace the one that got eaten by mice 15 years ago Embarrassed if it arrives before the w/e I might strap it to the motor-sickle and f*ck off somewhere with it to test it out Razz

<cue "camp" jokes>


Obviously your recent purchase of the Triple has had an adverse effect on your finances Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 1:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

biggus wrote:
WMMST... I've bought a tent to replace the one that got eaten by mice 15 years ago Embarrassed if it arrives before the w/e I might strap it to the motor-sickle and f*ck off somewhere with it to test it out Razz

<cue "camp" jokes>


See you in the Peak District then!
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 1:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Taz wrote:
You better hope it is water proof then


Pray

ninjabob wrote:
Obviously your recent purchase of the Triple has had an adverse effect on your finances Laughing


nah, just life in general has...

HCMS wrote:
See you in the Peak District then!


ermmmm... nope... you won't... Razz
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

will find out if mine is waterproof this weekend also!
need to figure out later how to get a sleepingbag/tent/matt, and loads of other women crap on the back of my bike!

yes your all proffesionals on here that will tell me how easy it is now! Smile
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

bumble wrote:
will find out if mine is waterproof this weekend also!
need to figure out later how to get a sleepingbag/tent/matt, and loads of other women crap on the back of my bike!

yes your all proffesionals on here that will tell me how easy it is now! Smile


Fuck that Shocked take the car, you got room for a cool box full of booze and hair straightners as well then Twisted Evil Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

biggus wrote:
WMMST... I've bought a tent to replace the one that got eaten by mice 15 years ago Embarrassed if it arrives before the w/e I might strap it to the motor-sickle and f*ck off somewhere with it to test it out Razz

<cue "camp" jokes>



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PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

BarryH wrote:
biggus wrote:
WMMST... I've bought a tent to replace the one that got eaten by mice 15 years ago Embarrassed if it arrives before the w/e I might strap it to the motor-sickle and f*ck off somewhere with it to test it out Razz

<cue "camp" jokes>





rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing first cub to achive a welding badge Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

PJ_DJ wrote:
BarryH wrote:
biggus wrote:
WMMST... I've bought a tent to replace the one that got eaten by mice 15 years ago Embarrassed if it arrives before the w/e I might strap it to the motor-sickle and f*ck off somewhere with it to test it out Razz

<cue "camp" jokes>





rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing first cub to achive a welding badge Very Happy


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

bumble wrote:
yes your all proffesionals on here that will tell me how easy it is now! Smile



LOTS OF BUNGEES!
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 3:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

PJ_DJ wrote:
BarryH wrote:
biggus wrote:
WMMST... I've bought a tent to replace the one that got eaten by mice 15 years ago Embarrassed if it arrives before the w/e I might strap it to the motor-sickle and f*ck off somewhere with it to test it out Razz

<cue "camp" jokes>





rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing first cub to achive a welding badge Very Happy


you fuckers. I hate you all rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 8:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Getting the course work through the post for the diploma i am taking in body piercing Cool
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 8:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Got up early and came into work on the bike the long way round today so I can head straight off to Box after work for the 'Friday is Chips Day Run'
and if that wasn't enough, doing it on a bike with a new mot, fresh rubber and valve clearences all done by Southern speed. Bike feels lovely Cool
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 10:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

WMMST: "Friday is Chips Day"* run this evening Very Happy

*(C) PJ DJ
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 11:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Day off and the suns out Very Happy . Going training now for a couple of hours then will crash in front of the TV to watch todays stage from the Tour De France Cool. I might even have a beer later as I am now allowed to drink again Laughing . Its been far too long Rolling Eyes Wink
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 2:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tango wrote:
biggus wrote:
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I could get on that at chavelstone then ... could be my next trip out on the instrument of torture ... Laughing


You've still got the XT660 then? Laughing


At least I don't ride a girlie's bike ............. Hide behind sofa


I'd rather ride a girlies bike like a man than a mans bike like a girl Wink Razz
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 2:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Text messages betwixt my daughter and the Biatch.

Biatch " Seen your dad, is he home"

Daughter "No his gone for a bimble on his bike"

Biatch "you mean a "spaz"

Daughter "No mum, his on that Bobber. He goes for a spaz on a sportsbike and a bimble on the bobber. He just looks like a spaz!"

Thanks daughter. I love you too. The bank of dad is now closed.......
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 3:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

BarryH wrote:
Text messages betwixt my daughter and the Biatch.

Biatch " Seen your dad, is he home"

Daughter "No his gone for a bimble on his bike"

Biatch "you mean a "spaz"

Daughter "No mum, his on that Bobber. He goes for a spaz on a sportsbike and a bimble on the bobber. He just looks like a spaz!"

Thanks daughter. I love you too. The bank of dad is now closed.......


rolling on the floor laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 3:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

BarryH wrote:
Text messages betwixt my daughter and the Biatch.

Biatch " Seen your dad, is he home"

Daughter "No his gone for a bimble on his bike"

Biatch "you mean a "spaz"

Daughter "No mum, his on that Bobber. He goes for a spaz on a sportsbike and a bimble on the bobber. He just looks like a spaz!"

Thanks daughter. I love you too. The bank of dad is now closed.......


Murdoch got to your Daughter to eh!
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Out of the mouths of babes Laughing
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Out of the mouths of babes Laughing


She ain't no babe, but funny none the less Twisted Evil
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biggus wrote:
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biggus wrote:
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I could get on that at chavelstone then ... could be my next trip out on the instrument of torture ... Laughing


You've still got the XT660 then? Laughing


At least I don't ride a girlie's bike ............. Hide behind sofa


I'd rather ride a girlies bike like a man than a mans bike like a girl Wink Razz



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PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 7:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm sat watching my Granddaughter in her school play. Never been so proud or so happy in my life Smile
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