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boudicas Kermit


Joined: 26 Jul 2008 Posts: 2987 Location: Bletchingley, Surrey
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Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 11:15 pm Post subject: |
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Miss V wrote: | OI!!!! This is the WMMS thread, stop talking politics on it, please??  |
+1 _________________ Opinions are like assholes...... Ahhh Fcuk it - YOUR WRONG !!!
Read my Blog at www.mrboudicas.blogspot.co.uk
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JimBo Pedantic Cnut


Joined: 18 Nov 2004 Posts: 5394
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:41 am Post subject: |
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Miss V wrote: | OI!!!! This is the WMMS thread, stop talking politics on it, please??  |
+2 _________________ So many roads, so little time. |
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Taz MotoGP Racer


Joined: 13 Apr 2009 Posts: 3995 Location: As far away from reality as possible
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:52 am Post subject: |
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You are of course right V - let's veer back on track
It's Friday for some of us anyway _________________ "Deja Moo" the feeling you have heard this Bullshit before |
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JimBo Pedantic Cnut


Joined: 18 Nov 2004 Posts: 5394
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 8:56 am Post subject: |
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Ooooo, thanks for reminding me Taz, I'm off tomorrow so it's Friday for me too  _________________ So many roads, so little time. |
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Taz MotoGP Racer


Joined: 13 Apr 2009 Posts: 3995 Location: As far away from reality as possible
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 9:05 am Post subject: |
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JimBo wrote: | Ooooo, thanks for reminding me Taz, I'm off tomorrow so it's Friday for me too  |
Unfortunately with 4 days of rain and camping with any luck the new tent won't leak  _________________ "Deja Moo" the feeling you have heard this Bullshit before |
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ninjabob Nuggetmeister


Joined: 27 Sep 2004 Posts: 3352 Location: 48.066895,12.862673
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 11:24 am Post subject: |
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JimBo wrote: | Ooooo, thanks for reminding me Taz, I'm off tomorrow so it's Friday for me too  |
France tomorrow FTLOY
Weather not looking brilliant - hey ho : _________________ "Those who understand compound interest are destined to collect it.
Those who don't are doomed to pay it." |
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Taz MotoGP Racer


Joined: 13 Apr 2009 Posts: 3995 Location: As far away from reality as possible
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 11:25 am Post subject: |
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ninjabob wrote: | JimBo wrote: | Ooooo, thanks for reminding me Taz, I'm off tomorrow so it's Friday for me too  |
France tomorrow FTLOY
Weather not looking brilliant - hey ho : |
GFR as they say! _________________ "Deja Moo" the feeling you have heard this Bullshit before |
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Baloo Trials Rider


Joined: 25 Jul 2011 Posts: 298 Location: Nr Buckingham
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 12:09 pm Post subject: |
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Jonny Winter's guitar work on Jumping Jack Flash circa 1974, that and Hendrix's live tribute to Cream just as they split up. _________________ "My own opinion is enough for me, and I claim the right to have it defended against any consensus, any majority, anywhere, anyplace, anytime. And anyone who disagrees with this can pick a number, get in line and kiss my ass"
Christopher Hitchens
You don't need a parachute to sky dive, only to sky dive twice. |
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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 12:12 pm Post subject: |
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Baloo wrote: | Hendrix's live tribute to Cream just as they split up. |
That'd be this then
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Om3JfoMkYbo _________________
www.bigguspicus.co.uk
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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Baloo Trials Rider


Joined: 25 Jul 2011 Posts: 298 Location: Nr Buckingham
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 12:27 pm Post subject: |
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If that is Sunshine of Your Love tacked onto Hey Joe in 1969, yup ( my broadband is now so slow I cannot watch video!) _________________ "My own opinion is enough for me, and I claim the right to have it defended against any consensus, any majority, anywhere, anyplace, anytime. And anyone who disagrees with this can pick a number, get in line and kiss my ass"
Christopher Hitchens
You don't need a parachute to sky dive, only to sky dive twice. |
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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 12:29 pm Post subject: |
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Baloo wrote: |
If that is Sunshine of Your Love tacked onto Hey Joe in 1969, yup ( my broadband is now so slow I cannot watch video!) |
That is indeed the very same _________________
www.bigguspicus.co.uk
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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Mannakin Learner


Joined: 27 Apr 2011 Posts: 85 Location: Hove
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 12:47 pm Post subject: |
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Also checkout Johnny Winter's version of Johnny B'Good
or on a completely different direction, Fascinating Aida - the Dogging Song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXzaVOk_Ydk
I was trying to get to see them at the Edinburgh Festival as I'm up here during the week, but they are totally sold out. _________________ Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window! |
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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 2:06 pm Post subject: |
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Mannakin wrote: | Also checkout Johnny Winter's version of Johnny B'Good
or on a completely different direction, Fascinating Aida - the Dogging Song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXzaVOk_Ydk
I was trying to get to see them at the Edinburgh Festival as I'm up here during the week, but they are totally sold out. |
hahah Fascinating Aida are hillarious _________________
www.bigguspicus.co.uk
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 2:13 pm Post subject: |
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Mannakin wrote: | Also checkout Johnny Winter's version of Johnny B'Good. |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGEUFq7jYGI
Blimey... he's playing a Steinberger headless... not seen anyone play one in years  _________________
www.bigguspicus.co.uk
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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Carnage British Superbike Racer


Joined: 05 Oct 2010 Posts: 1432
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 2:22 pm Post subject: |
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biggus wrote: | Mannakin wrote: | Also checkout Johnny Winter's version of Johnny B'Good. |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGEUFq7jYGI
Blimey... he's playing a Steinberger headless... not seen anyone play one in years  |
f*ck the guitar the player looks like a F*cking good meal wouldnt go amiss _________________ Rust is lighter than carbon fibre! |
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Taz MotoGP Racer


Joined: 13 Apr 2009 Posts: 3995 Location: As far away from reality as possible
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 3:07 pm Post subject: |
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Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife... A guy who purchased
his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this:
Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked
my interest...
The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little
something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a
100,000-volt, pocket/purse- sized tazer.
The effects of the tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no
long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time
to retreat to safety....??
WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it
home.
loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button.
Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the
button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same time, I'd
get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the
prongs.
AWESOME!!!
Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is
on the face of her microwave.
Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that
it couldn't be all that bad with only two AAA batteries, right?
There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently
(trusting little soul)while I was reading the directions and thinking
that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving
target.
I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a
second) and then thought better of it.. She is such a sweet cat. But,
if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself
against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as
advertised. Am I wrong?
So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading
glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one
hand,
and tazer in another.
The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient
your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms
and a major loss of bodily control; and a three-second burst would
purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of
water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the
batteries.
All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5"
long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference (loaded with two itsy, bitsy
AAA batteries); pretty cute really, and thinking to myself, 'no
possible way!'
What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best
...
I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one
side so as to say, 'Don't do it stupid,' reasoning that a one second
burst from such a tiny lil ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad. I
decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it. I
touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and ...
HOLY MOTHER OF.. . WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION . . . WHAT THE ....!!!
I'm pretty sure Hulk Hogan ran in through the side door, picked me up
in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and
over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the
fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples
on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under
my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs!
The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging
to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an
attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the
living room.
Note: If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a tazer, one
note of caution: there is NO such thing as a one second burst when you
zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged
from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor! A three
second burst would be considered conservative!
A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at
that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and
surveyed the landscape.
My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. The
recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it
originally was. My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still
twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my
bottom lip weighed 88 lbs.. I had no control over the drooling.
Apparently I had crapped in my shorts, but was too numb to know for
sure, and my sense of smell was gone. I saw a faint smoke cloud above
my head, which I believe came from my hair. I'm still looking for my
testicles and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return!
P.s... My wife can't stop laughing about my experience, loved the gift
and now regularly threatens me with it!
If you think education is difficult, try being stupid !!! _________________ "Deja Moo" the feeling you have heard this Bullshit before |
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wivvy's dad Cabbage club member #3

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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 8:08 pm Post subject: |
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biggus wrote: | Mannakin wrote: | Also checkout Johnny Winter's version of Johnny B'Good. |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGEUFq7jYGI
Blimey... he's playing a Steinberger headless... not seen anyone play one in years  |
Leslie West  |
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V MotoGP Racer


Joined: 05 Aug 2007 Posts: 5356 Location: Reigate
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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:42 am Post subject: |
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Tis Friday
But MM is away
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PJ_DJ Son of Athos


Joined: 18 Feb 2009 Posts: 3179 Location: Da Cronx
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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:46 am Post subject: |
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biggus wrote: | Mannakin wrote: | Also checkout Johnny Winter's version of Johnny B'Good. |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGEUFq7jYGI
Blimey... he's playing a Steinberger headless... not seen anyone play one in years  |
They released a new version a couple of years back with an extend scale and a sliding nut so you could alter the guitar for drop tunings/baritone use and back to standard more easily.  _________________ Anything you say may be taken down and used as evidence in a court of law, or boxhill forum!!
The only reason I'm fat is because everytime I f&*ked your mum she gave me a biscuit!
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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:37 am Post subject: |
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PJ_DJ wrote: | biggus wrote: | Mannakin wrote: | Also checkout Johnny Winter's version of Johnny B'Good. |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGEUFq7jYGI
Blimey... he's playing a Steinberger headless... not seen anyone play one in years  |
They released a new version a couple of years back with an extend scale and a sliding nut so you could alter the guitar for drop tunings/baritone use and back to standard more easily.  |
My old bass player had a hohner bat bass (think they were a steinberger clone/copy) very 80's I really must play more. _________________
www.bigguspicus.co.uk
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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V MotoGP Racer


Joined: 05 Aug 2007 Posts: 5356 Location: Reigate
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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 11:13 am Post subject: |
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Is that your motah @ 3:28?  _________________
www.bigguspicus.co.uk
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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bumble Drag Racer


Joined: 28 Apr 2011 Posts: 551 Location: tell you when i get there!
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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 11:15 am Post subject: |
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eastbourne airshow today
hope it dont rain all stuff was cancelled yesterday! |
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HCMS Slack Alice/Gay Martian


Joined: 01 Dec 2008 Posts: 3794 Location: Scratching head at Tusky's hairpin racing line
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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 11:32 am Post subject: |
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 _________________ It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes. - Douglas Adams.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
100 Mile Cycle for Macmillan on 4th August 13. Please donate if you can!
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nosnowking World Superbike Racer

Joined: 23 Apr 2009 Posts: 1907
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Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 9:44 am Post subject: |
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Last working day before two weeks off....and when I get back I will only have to work alternate Sundays and NO Saturdays.... |
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