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PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 11:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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OI!!!! This is the WMMS thread, stop talking politics on it, please?? Exclamation Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad



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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Miss V wrote:
OI!!!! This is the WMMS thread, stop talking politics on it, please?? Exclamation Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You are of course right V - let's veer back on track

It's Friday Very Happy for some of us anyway
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 8:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ooooo, thanks for reminding me Taz, I'm off tomorrow so it's Friday for me too Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 9:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Ooooo, thanks for reminding me Taz, I'm off tomorrow so it's Friday for me too Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy


Unfortunately with 4 days of rain and camping with any luck the new tent won't leak Smile
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 11:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Ooooo, thanks for reminding me Taz, I'm off tomorrow so it's Friday for me too Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy


France tomorrow FTLOY Laughing

Weather not looking brilliant - hey ho :
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 11:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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JimBo wrote:
Ooooo, thanks for reminding me Taz, I'm off tomorrow so it's Friday for me too Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy


France tomorrow FTLOY Laughing

Weather not looking brilliant - hey ho :


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 12:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jonny Winter's guitar work on Jumping Jack Flash circa 1974, that and Hendrix's live tribute to Cream just as they split up.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 12:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Hendrix's live tribute to Cream just as they split up.


That'd be this then Cool Smile

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Om3JfoMkYbo
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 12:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

biggus wrote:
Baloo wrote:
Hendrix's live tribute to Cream just as they split up.


That'd be this then Cool Smile

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Om3JfoMkYbo


If that is Sunshine of Your Love tacked onto Hey Joe in 1969, yup ( my broadband is now so slow I cannot watch video!)
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 12:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Baloo wrote:
biggus wrote:
Baloo wrote:
Hendrix's live tribute to Cream just as they split up.


That'd be this then Cool Smile

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Om3JfoMkYbo


If that is Sunshine of Your Love tacked onto Hey Joe in 1969, yup ( my broadband is now so slow I cannot watch video!)


That is indeed the very same
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 12:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Also checkout Johnny Winter's version of Johnny B'Good

or on a completely different direction, Fascinating Aida - the Dogging Song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXzaVOk_Ydk

I was trying to get to see them at the Edinburgh Festival as I'm up here during the week, but they are totally sold out.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 2:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mannakin wrote:
Also checkout Johnny Winter's version of Johnny B'Good

or on a completely different direction, Fascinating Aida - the Dogging Song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXzaVOk_Ydk

I was trying to get to see them at the Edinburgh Festival as I'm up here during the week, but they are totally sold out.


hahah Fascinating Aida are hillarious
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 2:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mannakin wrote:
Also checkout Johnny Winter's version of Johnny B'Good.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGEUFq7jYGI

Blimey... he's playing a Steinberger headless... not seen anyone play one in years Speccy
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 2:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

biggus wrote:
Mannakin wrote:
Also checkout Johnny Winter's version of Johnny B'Good.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGEUFq7jYGI

Blimey... he's playing a Steinberger headless... not seen anyone play one in years Speccy


f*ck the guitar the player looks like a F*cking good meal wouldnt go amiss
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Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife... A guy who purchased
his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this:

Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked

my interest...
The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little
something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a
100,000-volt, pocket/purse- sized tazer.

The effects of the tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no
long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time
to retreat to safety....??

WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it
home.

loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button.
Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the
button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same time, I'd
get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the
prongs.

AWESOME!!!

Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is
on the face of her microwave.

Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that
it couldn't be all that bad with only two AAA batteries, right?

There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently
(trusting little soul)while I was reading the directions and thinking
that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving
target.

I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a
second) and then thought better of it.. She is such a sweet cat. But,
if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself
against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as
advertised. Am I wrong?

So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading
glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one
hand,
and tazer in another.

The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient
your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms
and a major loss of bodily control; and a three-second burst would
purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of
water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the
batteries.

All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5"
long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference (loaded with two itsy, bitsy
AAA batteries); pretty cute really, and thinking to myself, 'no
possible way!'

What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best
...

I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one
side so as to say, 'Don't do it stupid,' reasoning that a one second
burst from such a tiny lil ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad. I
decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it. I
touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and ...

HOLY MOTHER OF.. . WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION . . . WHAT THE ....!!!

I'm pretty sure Hulk Hogan ran in through the side door, picked me up
in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and
over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the
fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples
on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under
my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs!

The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging
to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an
attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the
living room.

Note: If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a tazer, one
note of caution: there is NO such thing as a one second burst when you
zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged
from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor! A three
second burst would be considered conservative!

A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at
that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and
surveyed the landscape.

My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. The
recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it
originally was. My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still
twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my
bottom lip weighed 88 lbs.. I had no control over the drooling.

Apparently I had crapped in my shorts, but was too numb to know for
sure, and my sense of smell was gone. I saw a faint smoke cloud above
my head, which I believe came from my hair. I'm still looking for my
testicles and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return!

P.s... My wife can't stop laughing about my experience, loved the gift

and now regularly threatens me with it!

If you think education is difficult, try being stupid !!!
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 8:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

biggus wrote:
Mannakin wrote:
Also checkout Johnny Winter's version of Johnny B'Good.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGEUFq7jYGI

Blimey... he's playing a Steinberger headless... not seen anyone play one in years Speccy


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tis Friday Very Happy

But MM is away Sad















































Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Razz
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

biggus wrote:
Mannakin wrote:
Also checkout Johnny Winter's version of Johnny B'Good.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGEUFq7jYGI

Blimey... he's playing a Steinberger headless... not seen anyone play one in years Speccy


They released a new version a couple of years back with an extend scale and a sliding nut so you could alter the guitar for drop tunings/baritone use and back to standard more easily. Cool
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

PJ_DJ wrote:
biggus wrote:
Mannakin wrote:
Also checkout Johnny Winter's version of Johnny B'Good.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGEUFq7jYGI

Blimey... he's playing a Steinberger headless... not seen anyone play one in years Speccy


They released a new version a couple of years back with an extend scale and a sliding nut so you could alter the guitar for drop tunings/baritone use and back to standard more easily. Cool


My old bass player had a hohner bat bass (think they were a steinberger clone/copy) very 80's Cool Laughing I really must play more.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UY_CzPD2cYs&feature=share

This guy should be on telly!! Hard shoulder blocked and he risks a thumping to point out the error of their ways Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 11:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Miss V wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UY_CzPD2cYs&feature=share

This guy should be on telly!! Hard shoulder blocked and he risks a thumping to point out the error of their ways Laughing


Is that your motah @ 3:28? Hide behind sofa
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eastbourne airshow today Smile
hope it dont rain all stuff was cancelled yesterday!
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Miss V wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UY_CzPD2cYs&feature=share

This guy should be on telly!! Hard shoulder blocked and he risks a thumping to point out the error of their ways Laughing


Cool
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Last working day before two weeks off....and when I get back I will only have to work alternate Sundays and NO Saturdays....Woot!
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