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biggus · Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:00 am Post subject:

argh........ i REALLY need a piss... but I am stuck on the phone.... I would piss in my bin but it's a wire basket Against a brick wall

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Taz · Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 12:48 pm Post subject:

Going public, mugs: http://bit.ly/oqjZvr
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biggus · Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 12:56 pm Post subject:

Taz · Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 1:01 pm Post subject:

Taz · Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 1:02 pm Post subject:

Fail: http://bit.ly/qubB54
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biggus · Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 1:09 pm Post subject:

Rook · British Superbike Racer Joined: 17 Jul 2008 Posts: 1268

6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs...
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biggus · Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2011 2:54 pm Post subject:

MH...Liam Fox, and his "younger, former flatmate, friend and adviser", and their regular jaunts abroad....hmmmmmmm....

DS was it 20,000 pink pounds spent carting the *cough* *ahem* 'advisor' around?
MW Nah - Politicians don't do that!
LD Liam Fox, he loves cocks
AL In his box!
MH wearing Mellor's Chelsea socks...?
DS with a nik nak paddy whack giving Werrity his bone
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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't

There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.

98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home

Taz · Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 7:31 am Post subject:

A mystery PM subsequently deleted, do - do - do - do
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Blonde Banana · Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2011 12:03 pm Post subject:

Facebook, Slagbook, meet just to Shagbook, sneaking about but then ya get caughtbook. Guiltbook, Shamebook, not ya real Namebook, in ya photos ya gorgeous but really yr a Mongbook! Prankbook, Skankbook what a fuckin Crankbook. Its gettin pretty scary cos its turning into Wankbook. Textbook, Sexbook, spying on your Exbook, someone 'likes' her photo and ya turn into a Pestbook! Scrapbook, Papbook catch the fuckin Clapbook, grab ya shitty iphone and add the shitty Appbook. Shitebook, Strifebook get a fucking Lifebook! Watch it if ya married cos they'll nick ya fuckin Wifebook! Creepbook, Peepbook when ya take a Leakbook! Yal even be Facebooking in ya fuckin Sleepbook.
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wivvy's dad · Cabbage club member #3 Joined: 13 Apr 2005 Posts: 14655

Had a walk into town for half pint and a "Crab Sandwich".... yum.. yum..

I always carry a tablet of "Orbit" chewing gum to chew after I have eaten when I am out..

Popped into the gents on the way back to the car... and had a "Coughing Fit".. while I was stood there..

Bugger,,, out shot my Chewing gum... Bit of a dilemma...three or four bits in the urinal....

Trust me to pick the wrong one ....

I hate "Wrigleys"...........................

biggus · Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2011 10:17 am Post subject:

Am I the only person in the world who finds the softening of the word and meaning of "rape"/"raped" into "frape"/"fraped" utterly offensive, derogatory and demeaning, especially to those who have been rape victims?
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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't

There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.

98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home

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HCMS · Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2011 1:54 pm Post subject:

JimBo · Pedantic Cnut Joined: 18 Nov 2004 Posts: 5394

I've just had a jolly interesting afternoon cleaning and varnishing the soffit and fascia boards on the back of my house Cool

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PS - is this the right sort of topic and tone for this thread?
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biggus · Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 2:19 pm Post subject:

Due to the eviction at Dale Farm the travellers have been offered an alternative site at Celtic Park. Furious at the thought of dirty, thieving, in-bred, semi literate animals living right on their doorstep, the travellers have turned it down.
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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't

There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.

98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home

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Taz · Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 11:05 am Post subject:

Waiting impatiently for pic's of new models to go on t' internnet from Milan 2011 bike show that opens today, hurry up!
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Taz · Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 1:00 pm Post subject:

......I was sat in a restaurant and got hit on the back of the head by a prawn cocktail. I looked round and a bloke shouted over to me "and that's just for starters!"
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biggus · Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 12:02 pm Post subject:

Today in 1983 Microsoft released Windows 1.0. The 1st step in a long technological road that would eventually lead to Two Girls One Cup.
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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't

There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.

98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home

biggus · Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 1:32 pm Post subject:

Attention Ginger Women. Do not have a Brazillian. It looks like a fish finger.
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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't

There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.

98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home

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