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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:00 am Post subject: |
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argh........ i REALLY need a piss... but I am stuck on the phone.... I would piss in my bin but it's a wire basket  _________________
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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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wivvy's dad Cabbage club member #3

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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:14 am Post subject: |
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biggus wrote: | argh........ i REALLY need a piss... but I am stuck on the phone.... I would piss in my bin but it's a wire basket  |
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Taz MotoGP Racer


Joined: 13 Apr 2009 Posts: 3995 Location: As far away from reality as possible
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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 12:48 pm Post subject: |
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Going public, mugs: http://bit.ly/oqjZvr _________________ "Deja Moo" the feeling you have heard this Bullshit before |
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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 12:56 pm Post subject: |
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wivvy's dad wrote: | biggus wrote: | argh........ i REALLY need a piss... but I am stuck on the phone.... I would piss in my bin but it's a wire basket  |
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Stops someone else deciding to name them, because it's not something you can hide for very long, people do like to gossip, speculate and furthermore make their own judgements based on limited information and their own predujice and envy.
Still with that amount of dosh you could affored to employ someone to write "piss off letters" in reply to the invevitable begging letters _________________
www.bigguspicus.co.uk
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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Taz MotoGP Racer


Joined: 13 Apr 2009 Posts: 3995 Location: As far away from reality as possible
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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 1:01 pm Post subject: |
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biggus wrote: |
Stops someone else deciding to name them, because it's not something you can hide for very long, people do like to gossip, speculate and furthermore make their own judgements based on limited information and their own predujice and envy.
Still with that amount of dosh you could affored to employ someone to write "piss off letters" in reply to the invevitable begging letters |
Narp, still wouldn't advertise the fact i'd won and hire a hitman for those snitching  _________________ "Deja Moo" the feeling you have heard this Bullshit before |
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Taz MotoGP Racer


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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 1:02 pm Post subject: |
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Fail: http://bit.ly/qubB54 _________________ "Deja Moo" the feeling you have heard this Bullshit before |
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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 1:09 pm Post subject: |
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www.bigguspicus.co.uk
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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Rook British Superbike Racer


Joined: 17 Jul 2008 Posts: 1268
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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 1:26 pm Post subject: |
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6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy. _________________ -------------------------------- |
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Rook British Superbike Racer


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Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2011 12:56 pm Post subject: |
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs... _________________ -------------------------------- |
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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2011 2:54 pm Post subject: |
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MH...Liam Fox, and his "younger, former flatmate, friend and adviser", and their regular jaunts abroad....hmmmmmmm....
DS was it 20,000 pink pounds spent carting the *cough* *ahem* 'advisor' around?
MW Nah - Politicians don't do that!
LD Liam Fox, he loves cocks
AL In his box!
MH wearing Mellor's Chelsea socks...?
DS with a nik nak paddy whack giving Werrity his bone _________________
www.bigguspicus.co.uk
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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Taz MotoGP Racer


Joined: 13 Apr 2009 Posts: 3995 Location: As far away from reality as possible
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Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 7:31 am Post subject: |
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A mystery PM subsequently deleted, do - do - do - do _________________ "Deja Moo" the feeling you have heard this Bullshit before |
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Blonde Banana Humiliatrix


Joined: 27 Feb 2007 Posts: 1519 Location: DSOTM
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Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2011 12:03 pm Post subject: |
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Facebook, Slagbook, meet just to Shagbook, sneaking about but then ya get caughtbook. Guiltbook, Shamebook, not ya real Namebook, in ya photos ya gorgeous but really yr a Mongbook! Prankbook, Skankbook what a fuckin Crankbook. Its gettin pretty scary cos its turning into Wankbook. Textbook, Sexbook, spying on your Exbook, someone 'likes' her photo and ya turn into a Pestbook! Scrapbook, Papbook catch the fuckin Clapbook, grab ya shitty iphone and add the shitty Appbook. Shitebook, Strifebook get a fucking Lifebook! Watch it if ya married cos they'll nick ya fuckin Wifebook! Creepbook, Peepbook when ya take a Leakbook! Yal even be Facebooking in ya fuckin Sleepbook. _________________ Truth titillates the imagination far less than fiction -Marquis de Sade |
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wivvy's dad Cabbage club member #3

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Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2011 10:24 pm Post subject: |
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Had a walk into town for half pint and a "Crab Sandwich".... yum.. yum..
I always carry a tablet of "Orbit" chewing gum to chew after I have eaten when I am out..
Popped into the gents on the way back to the car... and had a "Coughing Fit".. while I was stood there..
Bugger,,, out shot my Chewing gum... Bit of a dilemma...three or four bits in the urinal....
Trust me to pick the wrong one ....
I hate "Wrigleys"........................... |
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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2011 10:17 am Post subject: |
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Am I the only person in the world who finds the softening of the word and meaning of "rape"/"raped" into "frape"/"fraped" utterly offensive, derogatory and demeaning, especially to those who have been rape victims? _________________
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There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
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wivvy's dad Cabbage club member #3

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Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2011 11:26 am Post subject: |
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biggus wrote: | Am I the only person in the world who finds the softening of the word and meaning of "rape"/"raped" into "frape"/"fraped" utterly offensive, derogatory and demeaning, especially to those who have been rape victims? |
No |
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HCMS Slack Alice/Gay Martian


Joined: 01 Dec 2008 Posts: 3794 Location: Scratching head at Tusky's hairpin racing line
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Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2011 1:54 pm Post subject: |
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wivvy's dad wrote: | biggus wrote: | Am I the only person in the world who finds the softening of the word and meaning of "rape"/"raped" into "frape"/"fraped" utterly offensive, derogatory and demeaning, especially to those who have been rape victims? |
No |
I was going to say yes but WD ruined that.
 _________________ It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes. - Douglas Adams.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
100 Mile Cycle for Macmillan on 4th August 13. Please donate if you can!
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JimBo Pedantic Cnut


Joined: 18 Nov 2004 Posts: 5394
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Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2011 4:04 pm Post subject: |
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I've just had a jolly interesting afternoon cleaning and varnishing the soffit and fascia boards on the back of my house .
PS - is this the right sort of topic and tone for this thread? _________________ So many roads, so little time. |
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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 2:19 pm Post subject: |
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Due to the eviction at Dale Farm the travellers have been offered an alternative site at Celtic Park. Furious at the thought of dirty, thieving, in-bred, semi literate animals living right on their doorstep, the travellers have turned it down. _________________
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There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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wivvy's dad Cabbage club member #3

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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 3:18 pm Post subject: |
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biggus wrote: | Due to the eviction at Dale Farm the travellers have been offered an alternative site at Celtic Park. Furious at the thought of dirty, thieving, in-bred, semi literate animals living right on their doorstep, the travellers have turned it down. |
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Taz MotoGP Racer


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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 11:05 am Post subject: |
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Waiting impatiently for pic's of new models to go on t' internnet from Milan 2011 bike show that opens today, hurry up! _________________ "Deja Moo" the feeling you have heard this Bullshit before |
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Taz MotoGP Racer


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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 1:00 pm Post subject: |
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......I was sat in a restaurant and got hit on the back of the head by a prawn cocktail. I looked round and a bloke shouted over to me "and that's just for starters!" _________________ "Deja Moo" the feeling you have heard this Bullshit before |
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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 12:02 pm Post subject: |
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Today in 1983 Microsoft released Windows 1.0. The 1st step in a long technological road that would eventually lead to Two Girls One Cup. _________________
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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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biggus illitterātus


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Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 1:32 pm Post subject: |
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Attention Ginger Women. Do not have a Brazillian. It looks like a fish finger. _________________
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There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
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PJ_DJ Son of Athos


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Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 1:38 pm Post subject: |
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biggus wrote: | Attention Ginger Women. Do not have a Brazillian. It looks like a fish finger. |
and will smell the same  _________________ Anything you say may be taken down and used as evidence in a court of law, or boxhill forum!!
The only reason I'm fat is because everytime I f&*ked your mum she gave me a biscuit!
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boudicas Kermit


Joined: 26 Jul 2008 Posts: 2987 Location: Bletchingley, Surrey
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Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 1:56 pm Post subject: |
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PJ_DJ wrote: | biggus wrote: | Attention Ginger Women. Do not have a Brazillian. It looks like a fish finger. |
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Ohh but I love Fish Fingers... Especially with loads of Heinz Ketchup smeared all over them... _________________ Opinions are like assholes...... Ahhh Fcuk it - YOUR WRONG !!!
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